Diagnosis: Murder season 7

Diagnosis: Murder's seventh season originally aired from September 23, 1999, to May 11, 2000. The season was released on DVD complete and available in two parts by Visual Entertainment, Inc.

Diagnosis: Murder
Season 7
No. of episodes	24
Release
Original network	CBS
Original release	September 23, 1999 (1999-09-23) – May 11, 2000 (2000-05-11)
Season chronology

Cast

• Dick Van Dyke as Dr. Mark Sloan
• Victoria Rowell as Dr. Amanda Bentley
• Charlie Schlatter as Dr. Jesse Travis
• Barry Van Dyke as Steve Sloan

Episodes

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	U.S. viewers (millions)
133	1	"The Roast"	Christopher Hibler	Mark Solomon	September 23, 1999 (1999-09-23)	11.70
Dr. Mark Sloan is to be the guest of 'honor' as Man of the Year at the Roast, where comedians makes merciless fun of him in the Jokers Club. Andy Baxter, a sideman, makes an unexpected appearance and grossly insults the speaker, Lou Summers. A brief power surge blankets the room in darkness and when the lights come back on, Baxter falls over dead with a knife in the back. And, Lou is later found bludgeoned to death in the bathroom. Guest stars: Dick Martin, Tim Conway, David Leisure, Steve Allen, Jayne Meadows, Tom Poston, Ted Danson and Julia Duffy
134	2	"Sleeping Murder"	Ron Satlof	Chris Abbott	September 30, 1999 (1999-09-30)	12.19
When a businessman runs through the streets to shoot an apparent nobody in clear daylight, Steve is puzzled. Dr Mark is even more surprised when his younger brother, Stacy Jerry Van Dyke, appears after a drive all the way from Arkansas for a free medical consult about bad back pain. Even worse, he is found to have relapsed into a dangerous childhood habit of sleepwalking, placing him in suspicious circumstances at the scenes of both a murder and an attempted murder. This episode marks the first appearance of two significant female characters who become semi-regulars on the show. They are Dr Madison 'Maddie' Wesley (Joanna Cassidy) and Detective Cheryl Banks (Charmin Lee).
135	3	"Bringing Up Barbie"	Ron Satlof	Steve Brown	October 7, 1999 (1999-10-07)	11.99
Dr Mark is at BBQ Bob's talking on the phone to Dr Jesse. Jesse is spending the day patiently babysitting Amanda’s exuberant young son, CJ. While talking to Mark, Jesse reveals that Nurse Susan Hilliard, his previous girlfriend, has now moved to Oregon “with a chiropractor”. On his way out of the restaurant, Mark is delighted to recognise Chuck Greer, who once saved Steve's life in Vietnam, and happily agrees to minding Chuck’s teenage daughter, Barbie, for a few hours. Barbie also proves to be quite a handful. But Mark's babysitting of Barbie turns out to be far more perilous than Jesse’s babysitting of CJ. This episode marks the first appearance of Steve’s new Captain (John Schuck). Oddly, this new character is not named.
136	4	"Murder at Midterm"	Christopher Hibler	Melody Fox & Marc Cushman	October 14, 1999 (1999-10-14)	12.24
Dr Mark Sloan is delivering a lecture to a class of final year students at Community General Medical School. While speaking, he appears to gradually become unwell and then collapses in front of the entire class. The group of soon-to-be doctors speculate in an attempt to accurately diagnose the complaint when Quinn Montgomery, one of the brighter students, concludes that Dr Sloan is in fact, faking his symptoms as a practical test for the class. Dr Sloan immediately ‘recovers’ and congratulates Quinn for his cool-headed deduction. But we quickly learn that although Quinn is a gifted student, he is also a deceitful two-timer. He is engaged to heiress Jennifer Warner while also seeing Nurse Holly Harris at the same time. When Holly informs Quinn that she is pregnant, he realises that the prospect of his brilliant career as a doctor married to a wealthy wife, is in distinct danger of disappearing unless he can excise the problem… Guest Stars: Jonathan Scarfe, Joanna Cassidy and Randall Horn
137	5	"The Flame"	Christian I. Nyby II	Joel Steiger	October 21, 1999 (1999-10-21)	12.71
While Dr Jesse is out jogging, he sees smoke billowing from a domestic garage. He manages to break in, but unfortunately, is too late to save Frank Baumgart - the apparent suicide victim. Baumgart's former boss, John Parkinson, is later arrested by Steve, on suspicion of murder made to look like a suicide. All of this is complicated by the fact that John happens to be married to Livia, the first woman Mark developed feelings for after his wife died. Rather inconveniently, Livia previously had an affair with the deceased. The evidence against John seems overwhelming but he argues his innocence so passionately it causes Dr Mark to question the evidence and his own unconscious bias. Guest Stars: Michelle Phillips, Ray Wise, Charmin Lee
138	6	"The Killer Within"	Frank Thackery	Terry Curtis Fox	October 28, 1999 (1999-10-28)	13.60
Dr Madison Wesley discovers Lisa, a medical student and Madison’s de facto stepdaughter, after Lisa has overdosed on Demerol. The concerned Madison asks Dr Mark if he could pull some strings to get Lisa into Community General’s highly regarded narcotics rehab program. Mark complies. But the self-loathing Lisa has difficulty getting along with the other members in the group therapy sessions. Fellow addict and ambitious actress, Kiki, is particularly hostile when she detects an attraction between Lisa and another rehab patient, Tommy Santini. Lisa realises that the Senior Therapist, Dr Carla Meyer, follows sloppy procedure when issuing prescribed medications. Subsequently, Lisa manages to steal a dose of Demerol. Sometime later, when Lisa comes to, she discovers Tommy’s dead body. Dr Amanda determines that Tommy’s cause of death was a Demerol overdose - but it was widely known that Tommy was in rehab due to marijuana and alcohol abuse. Lisa pleads ignorance of the crime, but Dr Carla ejects her from the program and then she is arrested by Steve. Meanwhile, a stellar review in the newspaper means that BBQ Bob's is besieged by trend-following ‘foodies’ and business booms. But Dr Jesse has trouble maintaining a sense of proportion between his work and his wildly popular establishment. Guest stars: Joanna Cassidy, Lisa Sheridan, Lauren Dahl and Bruce A. Young Note: In a truly tragic instance of life imitating art, actress Lisa Sheridan’s body was discovered at her home in New Orleans, in February 2019. The cause of death was later determined to be chronic alcoholism with benzodiazepine abuse being a non-contributory factor.
139	7	"Gangland"	Victor Lobl	Terry Curtis Fox	November 4, 1999 (1999-11-04)	13.86
140	8
Old-school mob boss, 'Mr. G', who happens to be a perfect Mark Sloan lookalike, is released from prison. His gang, now under the leadership of his daughter Maya (Susan Gibney) and her right hand man Eddie Michaels (David Marciano), has shifted location to California and rented a Malibu beach-house. Maya has a plan to make all ‘the family’s’ future businesses legitimate. Her principal project is a novel theme park, located on a bluff near Malibu, which will utilise state of the art virtual reality to recreate notorious shoot-outs from the history of America’s underworld. Dr Mark, meanwhile, is hoping that the same exact location, presently an old-fashioned children’s pony riding attraction, can be used as the perfect site for Community General’s planned ‘Wellness Center’. There is a deep distrust between 'Mr. G’ and Maya. Each suspects the other of being responsible for the murder of Mr. G’s only son - and heir apparent – while 'Mr. G' was serving time. Given that Dr Mark and 'Mr. G’ look identical, they are mistaken for each other several times in the two episodes. At first these cases of mistaken identity are comical but then turn potentially deadly when 'Mr. G' becomes a target. This two-parter affords Dick Van Dyke the opportunity to play a different character, one that is very different indeed to Dr Mark Sloan. A nice touch in these episodes is the musical cue that we hear when 'Mr. G' is on screen. It is strongly reminiscent of the theme from ‘The Godfather’. Also starring: Kathleen Lloyd
141	9	"The Mouth That Roared"	Terrence O'Hara	Cathryn Michon	November 11, 1999 (1999-11-11)	11.79
During an appearance on Donny and Marie Osmond’s TV chat show, radio shock-jock, Denise Steiner, declares (in jest) that she would have to kill her birth mother - who had given her up - if she found her after all these years. Later, while Dr Mark is her radio guest, she receives a call from someone claiming to be her mom. Denise dismisses it, but after the show her producer reveals that the caller, Joanne Lombardi, knew about Denise’s birthmark and the heart valve problem she had as an infant. But we know that Joanne has been receiving threatening phone calls from someone unknown. Overcoming her own cynicism, Denise visits Joanne and comes to believe that she really is her birth mother. Later, Denise receives old newspaper clippings that may implicate Joanne in a scandal involving betraying illegal immigrant families. She goes to see Joanne to confront her but discovers only her dead body. After Denise is arrested by Steve, Mark fills in as presenter of her radio show – which allows him to investigate those at the radio station who may have a grudge against Denise. Guest stars: Christine Tucci, Mark Adair-Rios and Alyson Croft
142	10	"The Seven Deadly Sins"	Christopher Hibler	Chris Abbott & Steve Brown	November 18, 1999 (1999-11-18)	11.50
This episode feels like one of the backdoor pilots that DM became a little notorious for. It features a professional female thief and feels like a synthesis of ‘Raffles’ and ‘Mission: Impossible’. The seven deadly sins of the title refer to seven jewels that were crafted for Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. Each jewel bears an individual name such as gluttony, wrath, lust etc. Our talented lady thief, posing as a fine arts detective from Scotland Yard, inserts herself into a murder case that involved the theft of one of the ‘deadly sins’. Needless to say, Dr Mark sees through this fake identity fairly quickly but is nonetheless strangely sympathetic towards the connoisseur thief. Unsurprisingly, Steve is much less sympathetic. It transpires that the suspect in the murder case is none other than Grant Connor, the protégé of our lady thief. What’s more, the final remaining ‘sin’ is shortly due to be auctioned to benefit Community General Hospital. With two world class thieves targeting the event, can the final ‘sin’ be protected and sold before one of the thieves outwits the authorities? Guest stars: Stephanie Zimbalist, Philip Casnoff and Guy Siner
143	11	"Santa Claude"	Nancy Malone	Burt Prelutsky & Steve Brown	December 16, 1999 (1999-12-16)	12.01
We open in a (black and white) flashback with a convict desperately running through the woods. We can hear tracker dogs hot on his trail. He manages to break the window of a truck, hotwire it and drive off. Present day (in colour); and it is Christmas time at Community General Hospital. Claude Campbell, the hospital's kindly janitor, tells Dr Mark that he is looking forward to playing Santa Claus for the children, but he suddenly collapses. After tests, it is Mark’s grim duty to inform Claude that he has pancreatic cancer. He has six months to live, but his response is remarkably calm. He is looking forward to the Spring – his favourite time of year. Claude’s humility galvanises Mark and Steve into seeking any benefit or program that will make his last months’ more bearable. Their research turns up the unfortunate fact that Claude (not his real name) is an escaped convict. He was serving time for murdering his wife in St Louis. Mark, disbelieving that such a gentle person could commit murder, sets up a hypnotic regression session for Claude. What Claude recalls while under hypnosis, results in Steve flying to St Louis to re-investigate the 13-year-old case. Guest stars: Leon Russom, Joanna Cassidy and Richard Riehle Note: keen eyed Star Trek: Voyager fans should recognise Scarlett Pomers as the girl that Claude performs a magic trick for. She played young Naomi Wildman on ‘Voyager’.
144	12	"Man Overboard"	Frank Thackery	Michael Lyons	January 6, 2000 (2000-01-06)	13.26
It is a very busy shift at Community General Hospital. Doctors Mark, Amanda and Jesse, feel run off their feet – and Steve is facing the prospect of a double shift at the precinct too. Out of the blue, Mark gets an offer to fill in for a cruise ship’s medical staff on a short cruise off the California coast. Cue a seaborne ‘DM’ adventure. One of the passengers, irascible millionaire Robert Brantigan and his family, come to the attention of our three MDs due to him receiving an (accidental?) overdose of his prescribed insulin. Later, Brantigan’s wife, Clare, reports him missing. Initially, what has occurred appears straightforward, but information that comes to Steve indicates that an almost exact incident occurred some years earlier, meaning that we are dealing with a serial killer and the threat that Dr Mark represents to the killer means that his life is in danger. Guest stars: Brynn Thayer, Nick Tate and Allison Mackie
145	13	"Frontier Dad"	Frank Thackery	Story by : Paul Vincent Picerni & Barry Van Dyke Teleplay by : Barry Van Dyke	January 13, 2000 (2000-01-13)	12.53
Dr Mark Sloan has been invited to the set of ‘Frontier Dad’, a TV series about a family-friendly old west hero, Dash. Dr Amanda and her two sons together with Dr Jesse, Steve and the biggest fan of the show, Alex Smith, have all gone with him. Tragically, they all get to witness the fatal fall of an ambitious stunt performer. Back at Community General, they piece together that the stunt was sabotaged and that the widely disliked star of the show, Carl Simpson, was the likely intended victim. In order to uncover the murderer, Steve goes undercover as Carl’s stunt-double and Jesse gets a gig as the production’s medic. This episode features some laugh-out-loud Steve and Jesse comedy moments as well as some sensitive scenes of Amanda teaching her boys about coming to terms with loss. Guest stars: Robert Fuller, Anne Lockhart, Jeff MacKay and Sal Viscuso. Barry Van Dyke’s four children; Carey, Shane, Wes and Taryn Van Dyke also co-star in this episode.
146	14	"Too Many Cooks"	Christopher Hibler	Joyce Burditt	January 20, 2000 (2000-01-20)	13.80
A famous chef is killed at a charity auction while eating one of his own creations, a dish poisoned by a competitor at a popular food network. Guest stars: Ken Kercheval, Harriet Sansom Harris and Alastair Duncan
147	15	"Jake's Women"	Victor Lobl	Mark Solomon	February 3, 2000 (2000-02-03)	14.35
Dr Mark Sloan is shocked to discover that his friend is in a bigamous marriage. Meanwhile, Steve tries to find a balance between investigating Jake's murder and a special new friendship. Guest stars: Molly Cheek and Cristine Rose. Steve’s Police Captain (John Schuck) and Detective Cheryl Banks (Charmin Lee) make welcome returns in this episode.
148	16	"Murder by Remote"	Christopher Hibler	Terry Curtis Fox	February 10, 2000 (2000-02-10)	13.28
Noisy construction work drives Steve crazy and he decides to move out of the beach-house, making his dad nostalgic. Steve's new house has its security system installed by a shady home security mogul, who claims that his rival has been sabotaging his system. But that is only the beginning. Guest stars: Jonathan Banks, Dan Lauria, Melissa Greenspan and Charmin Lee
149	17	"Teacher's Pet"	Vince McEveety	Joel Steiger	February 17, 2000 (2000-02-17)	13.64
When trainee doctor Mickey Hoving is found murdered at Dr Sloan's home, his wife, Jill, testifies that a gang of robbers broke into the house and killed him but left her alive. However, details of an extramarital affair soon begin to emerge and contradict her version of events. Guest stars: Brigid Brannagh, Robin Thomas, Joanna Cassidy and Kevin Sizemore
150	18	"The Unluckiest Bachelor in L.A."	Bernie Kowalski	Cathryn Michon	February 24, 2000 (2000-02-24)	13.55
Despite his clumsy and willful appearance, his honesty gets Steve picked in a TV dating show by candidate Lily Wilson. Everything goes well between the two until she is murdered. A corrupt private investigator and Lily's long estranged brother, a doctor at Community General, become suspect. Guest stars: Challen Cates, Jim Ortlieb and Kim Greist
151	19	"A Resting Place"	Farhad Mann	Story by : Charlie Schlatter & Craig Tomashoff Teleplay by : Burt Prelutsky	April 6, 2000 (2000-04-06)	11.52
Steve's retired colleague Dave 'Hawk' Hawkins is murdered while undercover in the rest home 'Sunny Meadows'. Dr Mark goes undercover and uncovers a hidden secret about one of the deceased patients. Guest stars: James Greene, Charlotte Rae and Lee Weaver
152	20	"Murder at BBQ Bob's"	Victor Lobl	Paul Bishop	April 20, 2000 (2000-04-20)	11.47
While US Marines Captain Paul Davis, Lieutenant Richard Martinelli -an MP- and Lt. Jean Romanski are eating at BBQ Bob's during Jesse's shift, a fourth, Captain Hank Thomas, bursts in saying "You'll all be sorry" and shoots himself in the head. When Steve and a Naval Investigator investigate, they discover Thomas's personal life which included an affair with his commanding officer's wife, among other things. They deduce he might have been murdered. Question is, how? Curio: The female Navy Investigator, Warrant Officer Hannah Bernstein, keeps stating that she works for NIS (Naval Investigative Service). The problem is that NIS became NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) in 1993, a full seven years before this episode was broadcast! Guest stars: Mark Valley, Alexandra Hedison and Jenya Lano
153	21	"Two Birds With One Sloan"	Nancy Malone	Terry Curtis Fox	April 27, 2000 (2000-04-27)	11.99
Wheelchair user, Saul Singer, has a car accident but Dr Mark gets him (by ambulance) to TV presenter Drew McIntyre's trivia quiz "Through the Roof" where he is breaking the earnings records - because he blackmails Drew to hand over the answers in advance. But when Singer suddenly dies on air, Mark poses as a contestant to uncover the culprit. Guest stars: John Griffin, Allyce Beasley and Ken Lerner
154	22	"Swan Song"	Victor Lobl	Joel Steiger	May 4, 2000 (2000-05-04)	11.48
Danielle Marsh, a famous jazz musician and old friend of Dr Mark Sloan, arrives in LA for a performance, but she starts to display uncharacteristic paranoid behaviour. She also insists that a threatening figure is following her. Note: During its run, ‘DM’ got to tell a wide spectrum of different stories. These ran the gamut from outright comedy episodes through classic Agatha Christie style mysteries, to episodes that didn’t shy away from topics such as police corruption, domestic violence, the shocking consequences of terrorism, homelessness, the mistreatment of children and even the skewed economics of the US health care system. This episode is among this category of stories that deal with medical and social issues that rise far above a simple ‘whodunit’. The issue this episode tackles is Alzheimer’s disease. No murders take place in this episode, but the fearsome prospect of something as real as Alzheimer’s feels scarier than any fictional murder. There is no neat ending to this episode, just two human figures standing on a metaphorical cliff edge. Guest stars: Helen Reddy, Melissa Greenspan and David Graf
155	23	"Out of the Past"	Victor Lobl	Steve Brown	May 11, 2000 (2000-05-11)	10.80
156	24	"Getting Mad, Getting Even"	Donald L. Gold	Burt Prelutsky
When a girl cop is brought in wounded, Jesse patches her up and dates her, but as Amanda finds and brings her out, she sets him up for a staged scary ride. Also, intern Alex reunites with an old flame, who had connections to a well-known call girl. Two weeks later, Brett Hayward murders Dr. Hjortsberg, the plastic surgeon who created his present identity, knowing him as patient Eddie Dagabosian, and as such harbors something against Madison, with whom he moves in, but Steve's LAPD team finds the drugs the killer 'stole' in a nearby dumpster. Meanwhile, Jesse is accused of writing a tell-all book about Community General and its staff. Guest Stars: Joanna Cassidy and John Schneider.