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The Eye of Argon is a 1970 sword and sorcery fantasy novella by Jim Theis (1953–2002) that narrates the adventures of the barbarian Grignr. It has been notorious within the science fiction and fantasy fandoms since its publication, described variously as "one of [their] most beloved pieces of appalling prose,"[1] the "infamous 'worst fantasy novel ever' published for fans' enjoyment,"[2] and "the apotheosis of bad writing".[3] Science fiction conventions have long held group readings of the work in which participants are challenged to read it aloud for extended periods without laughing.

The Eye of Argon
Cover of the 2006 paperback edition
AuthorJim Theis
LanguageEnglish
GenreHeroic fantasy
PublisherWildside Press (2006 reprint)
Publication date
21 August 1970
Publication placeUS
Media typePrint (magazine, 1970; chapbook, 1987; trade paperback, 2006)
Pages23 in zine, 52 and 76 in book editions
ISBN0-8095-6261-8
OCLC71347850

History

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Writing and publication

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The novella was written by Jim Theis, a St. Louis, Missouri, science fiction fan, at age 16.[citation needed] The work was first published in 1970 in OSFAN 10, the fanzine of the Ozark Science Fiction Association.[4] Theis was "a malaprop genius, a McGonagall of prose with an eerie gift for choosing the wrong word and then misapplying it," according to David Langford in SFX.[1] Many misspellings also arose from the fanzine transcription's poor typing. Theis was not completely happy with the published version and continued to work on the story. In an interview published three months later, he said:

In fact, I have changed it. I went over it for an independent study for English in school. You know, like adjectives changed and places where sentences should be deleted; things of this type. Even so it is nothing to be proud of and yet it is. Because how many people have had their first story published at 16—even if it is in a fanzine or a clubzine? How many writers have written a complete story at so early an age? Even so, "Eye of Argon" isn't great. I basically don't know much about structure or composition.[5]

Spread and notoriety

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The Eye of Argon original appearance in OSFAN, 1970

Sometime in the 1970s, science fiction author Thomas N. Scortia obtained a copy of The Eye of Argon, which he mailed to horror novelist Chelsea Quinn Yarbro. Yarbro wrote to Darrell Schweitzer in 2003:

Tom Scortia sent me the fanzine pages as a kind of shared amusement, since both of us tended to look for poor use of language in stories. Don Simpson and I were still married then, and one of our entertainments was reading aloud to each other. This work was such a mish-mash that we took turns reading it to each other until we could stand no more...
About two weeks after the story arrived, we had a dinner party, mainly for MWA (Mystery Writers of America) and book dealer friends, and Joe Gores got to talking about some of the really hideous language misuse he had seen in recent anthology submissions and had brought along a few of the most egregious. I mentioned I had something that put his examples in the shade, and brought out "The Eye of Argon." It was a huge hit. [Locus reviewer] Tom Whitmore asked if he could make a copy of it, and I loaned it to him, and readings of it started to become a hideous entertainment. I never typed out a copy of it, but I am afraid I did start the ball rolling.[3]

The work was copied and distributed widely around science fiction fandom, often uncredited. Readings quickly became a common activity at science fiction conventions: "People sit in a circle and take turns reading from photocopies of the story. The reader's turn is over when he begins to laugh uncontrollably."[3]

Later editions

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An edition of The Eye of Argon was published in 1987 by Hypatia Press, illustrated by Lynne Adams (ISBN 0-940841-10-X).[2][6][7] The story was also reprinted in 1995, attributed to "G. Ecordian," as a nod to the story's protagonist.

Later, a version became available on the Internet, ARGON.DOC, which was manually transcribed by Don Simpson and placed online by Doug Faunt.[8] It bears this note at the bottom:

No mere transcription can give the true flavor of the original printing of The Eye of Argon. It was mimeographed with stencils cut on an elite manual typewriter. Many letters were so faint as to be barely readable, others were overstruck, and some that were to be removed never got painted out with correction fluid. Usually, only one space separated sentences, while paragraphs were separated by a blank line and were indented ten spaces. Many words were grotesquely hyphenated. And there were illustrations—I cannot do them justice in mere words, but they were a match for the text. These are the major losses of this version (#02) of TEoA.
Otherwise, all effort has been made to retain the full and correct text, preserving even mis-spellings and dropped spaces. An excellent proofreader has checked it for errors both omitted and committed. What mismatches remain are mine.

However, the online version was found to contain errors when an original copy of the fanzine was discovered in Temple University's Paskow Science Fiction Collection in 2003.[9]

Finding the lost ending

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The ending of The Eye of Argon was missing from Scortia's copy and all the copies made of it. The last page of the story was on the last sheet of the fanzine, which had fallen off the staples. The online version ended with the phrase "-END OF AVAILABLE COPY-". The original copy found in 2003 was also incomplete.

The ending was considered lost until a complete copy of the fanzine was discovered by librarian Gene Bundy at the Jack Williamson Science Fiction Library at Eastern New Mexico University in 2005.[10] Bundy reported the discovery to Lee Weinstein, who had found the copy in Philadelphia, and subsequently published the article "In Search of Jim Theis" in the New York Review of Science Fiction 195.

In 2006, Wildside Press published a paperback edition of the complete work.[11]

Plot summary

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Chapter 1
The story begins with a sword fight between the Ecordian barbarian Grignr and some mercenaries who are pursuing him. After killing them, Grignr resumes his journey through the empire of Noregolia to the city of Gorzom.
Chapter 2
Grignr arrives in Gorzom and goes to a tavern, where he makes love to a prostitute with a "lithe, opaque nose". A drunken guard challenges him over the woman; he beheads the guard, but is arrested by the man's companions and brought before the local prince Agaphim. Infuriated after being insulted by Grignr, Agaphim condemns him to a life of forced labor. Enraged, Grignr seizes a sword and stabs the prince's advisor Agafnd; he is about to kill Agaphim when he is knocked unconscious. This chapter contains the first of several occasions when the word slut is applied to a man, presumably as an insult.
Chapter 3
Grignr awakens in a dark underground cell. He sits despondently, thinking of his homeland.
Chapter 3½
A group of "shamen [sic]" prepare to sacrifice a young woman to the titular Eye of Argon, a grotesque "many fauceted scarlet emerald [sic]" idol.
Chapter 4
Losing track of time, Grignr sits bored and anguished in his cell. A large rat attacks him and he decapitates it. It then inspires him with a plan involving the corpse of the rat, which he dismembers.
Chapter 5
The pagan ritual proceeds, with a priest ordering the young woman up to the altar. When she ignores him, he attempts to grope her. She vomits onto the priest, who chokes her. She then disables him with a hard kick between the testicles, which causes him to ooze ichor. Enraged, the other shamans molest her.
Chapter 6
Grignr is taken from his cell by two soldiers. He takes the rat's pelvis, which he has fashioned into a dagger, and slits one soldier's throat. He then strangles the second and takes his clothes, torch, and ax. He wanders the catacombs for a time, finding a storeroom, and narrowly avoids being killed by a booby-trap. Below this room, he finds the palace mausoleum. He resets the booby-trap in case he is being pursued.
He hears a scream apparently coming from a sarcophagus. He opens it to find the scream is coming from below. He opens a trap door, finding the sacrifice and the Eye of Argon. Seeing a shaman about to sacrifice the young woman, Grignr plows into the group of shamans with the ax and takes the Eye. The young woman, Carthena, turns out to be the tavern wench from chapter 2. She and Grignr depart.
Chapter 7
One priest, who had been suffering an epileptic seizure during Grignr's attack, recovers. Maddened by what he sees, he draws a scimitar and follows Grignr and Carthena through the trap door in the ceiling.
Chapter 7½
The priest strikes at Grignr but he triggers, and is killed by, the reset booby-trap before his sword can connect. Carthena tells Grignr of the prince, Agaphim, who had condemned him to the mines. They encounter Agaphim and kill him, as well as his inexplicably resurrected advisor Agafnd. As Grignr and Carthena leave, he pulls the Eye of Argon out of his pouch to admire. The jewel melts and turns into a writhing blob with a leech-like mouth, which attacks him and begins sucking his blood. Carthena faints; Grignr grabs a torch and thrusts it into the blob's mouth.

Traditional photocopied and Internet versions end at this point, incomplete since page 49 of the fanzine had been lost. The ending was rediscovered in 2004 and published in The New York Review of Science Fiction #198, February 2005.

The Lost Ending (Remainder of Ch. 7½)
The blob explodes into a thousand pieces, leaving "a dark red blotch upon the face of the earth, blotching things up." Grignr and the still-unconscious Carthena ride off into the distance.

Readings

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At SF conventions

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Since at least the 1990s The Eye of Argon has been read aloud, usually as charity events, at several American science fiction conventions, such as OryCon, LosCon, and 5Con. A panel of volunteers would take turns reading passages, and the audience would bid to stop that passage or continue (for some set number of minutes, or paragraphs after each successful bid). At some of these events, some members of the audience acted out the scenes being read as mime.

As a party game

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Reading The Eye of Argon aloud has been made into a game,[12] as described by SF critic Dave Langford in SFX magazine: "The challenge of death, at SF conventions, is to read The Eye of Argon aloud, straight-faced, without choking and falling over. The grandmaster challenge is to read it with a squeaky voice after inhaling helium. What fun we fans have." To encourage the game, a "Competitive Reading Edition" of the story is freely available, which is a careful copy of the original publication.[13]

Author

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Jim Theis, author of The Eye of Argon, 1971 yearbook photo

James Francis "Jim" Theis (pronounced [ˈtaɪs]; August 9, 1953 – March 26, 2002)[14][15][16] wrote The Eye of Argon at age 16. It was published in the Ozark Science Fiction Association fanzine on August 21, 1970, a few days after his seventeenth birthday.[17] He published one more fantasy story in another fanzine, Son of Grafan, in 1972,[18] and later pursued and earned a degree in journalism.[19] His hobbies included collecting books, comics, and German swords.[20] He also collected, traded, and sold tapes of radio programs of the 1930s, '40s, and '50s under the business name The Phantom of Radio Past. After his death at age 48, his family requested donations to the American Heart Association.[21]

In an interview on Hour 25 (the presenters of which would periodically stage a reading of The Eye of Argon) in 1984, Theis stated that he was hurt that his story was being mocked and vowed never to write again.[20] In a later interview he complained about being mocked for something he had written thirty years ago, at age sixteen.[citation needed] He participated in readings of the story in St. Louis at the Archon convention.[22] A copy of the 1995 reprinting was sent to him, with no response.[23]

Other attributed authors and distributors

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Before copies of the original fanzine were rediscovered, the story's authorship was in doubt. Because the novelette was at least once re-typed and photocopied for distribution without provenance, many readers found it hard to believe the story was not a collaborative effort, satire, or both. A now-defunct site called "Wulf's 'Eye of Argon' Shrine" argued that the story "was actually well paced and plotted," and noted that "at least one sf professional today claims that the story was a cunning piece of satire passed off as real fan fiction."[3]

David Langford reported the following, sent in by author Michael Swanwick, in Ansible #193:

I had a surprising conversation at Readercon with literary superstar Samuel R. Delany, who told me of how at an early Clarion the students and teachers had decided to see exactly how bad a story they could write if they put their minds to it. Chip [Delany] himself contributed a paragraph to the round robin effort. Its title? The Eye of Argon.[24]

Author Stephen Goldin said that, during a convention, he met a woman who told him she had done the actual mimeographing for the OSFAN publication. Lee Weinstein reports that he had originally heard that Dorothy Fontana had distributed the photocopies. Weinstein, however, later discovered Usenet posts by Richard W. Zellich, who was involved in running the St. Louis–area convention Archon. Zellich reported in 1991 posts that Jim Theis was real and attended the convention several times.

What Weinstein calls "the smoking gun" with regard to Theis' authorship was a 1994 posting from New York fan Richard Newsome, who transcribed an interview with Theis published in OSFAN 13. The interviewer praised Theis, saying, "When they were kidding you about it, you took it so well....You showed real character." Theis replied, "I mean, it was easier than showing bad character and inviting trouble."[3]

See also

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References

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  1. ^ a b "Bottom of the Barrel". SFX Magazine. Retrieved 2008-01-16.
  2. ^ a b Von Ruff, Al. "Bibliography: The Eye of Argon". Internet Speculative Fiction Database. Retrieved September 23, 2013.
  3. ^ a b c d e Weinstein, Lee (November 2004). "In Search of "The Eye of Argon"". The New York Review of Science Fiction. 17 (3:195). Pleasantville, N.Y.: Dragon Press: 1, 6–8. ISSN 1052-9438.
  4. ^ Thies, Jim (21 August 1970). Clark, Douglas O. (ed.). "The Eye of Argon" (PDF). OSFAN. 10. St. Louis, Missouri: Ozark Science Fiction Association: 27.
  5. ^ "Author interview, OSFan 13" (PDF). OSFan. p. 6. Retrieved 2023-01-22.
  6. ^ Entry for 'The eye of Argon : G. Ecordian'. WorldCat. OCLC 40056037.
  7. ^ DiMauro, Jazz (24 March 2005). "Eye of Argon, as it is in 'book' form" (photograph). Flickr.
  8. ^ "Entry for 'The Eye of Argon'". University of Pennsylvania: The Online Books Page.
  9. ^ "David Langford | Week 99". The Infinite Matrix. Retrieved 2010-09-19.
  10. ^ "Ansible 211, February 2005". News.ansible.co.uk. Retrieved 2010-09-19.
  11. ^ "The Eye of Argon, by Jim Theis (TPB)". Wildsidebooks.com. 2006-10-31. Retrieved 2010-09-19.
  12. ^ "Writers and wannabes". Salon.com. 2002-03-01. Retrieved 2010-09-19.
  13. ^ "The Somewhat Official Competitive Reading Edition of The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis" (PDF). FoxAcre Press. 2011. Readers around the world will face the same challenges as each other -- and as the readers of the original fanzine.
  14. ^ "Births Recorded". St. Louis Post-Dispatch. 20 August 1953. p. 16D. Births Recorded. Boys. . . . N. and L. Theis, 7215 Morganford.
  15. ^ "Funeral Notices". St. Louis Post-Dispatch. 29 March 2002. p. B5. Funeral Notices. . . . Theis, James F., fortified with the Sacraments of Holy Mother Church, Tues., March 26, 2002.
  16. ^ "United States Social Security Death Index". FamilySearch.org.
  17. ^ "Transcript: The Author of 'Eye of Argon' Interviewed". Google Groups.
  18. ^ "James Theis' "Eye of Argon" sequel in Son of Grafan 13, 1972". Waltnow.com.
  19. ^ "Journalism Foundation Awards Scholarships". St. Louis Post-Dispatch. St. Louis, Missouri. 25 April 1982. The St. Louis Newspaper Guild will present a $750 scholarship to James F. Theis, a junior at Webster College.
  20. ^ a b "SS > SF > The Eye of Argon > more background". Users.cs.york.ac.uk. Retrieved 2010-09-19.[unreliable source?]
  21. ^ "Funeral Notices". St. Louis Post-Dispatch. 29 March 2002. p. B5. Contributions to the American Heart Assn. or to St. Francis Borgia Church (311 W. 2nd St., Washington, MO 63090) appreciated.
  22. ^ Zellich, Richard W. Re: [stlf] The Eye of Argon Published Professionally[dead link‍], St Louis Fandom mailing list, Sat Sep 16, 2006[unreliable source?]
  23. ^ "rec.arts.books.marketplace". Retrieved 2010-09-19.
  24. ^ "Ansible 193, August 2003". Ansible. 2003-10-31. Retrieved 2010-09-19.
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