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How to fly a horse
editIf you flew a horse, you would fly. 1) get a pegisis and tell it to fly You flew a horse! If you can't find a horse: 1) Get a dead bird's wings and glue it on your horse 2) Train the horse to use it's wings 3) Tell it to fly Now you can fly a horse! 2.222.49.62 (talk) 19:39, 5 October 2022 (UTC)
If you flew a horse
editIt wouldn't be good because there is 90% chance you will fall off and die.
If you didn't fall, you wouldn't breathe properly and die. You might be in danger because the clouds might be in a thunderstorm and could easily electicute you and you will die.
Why would you fly a horse?: You could try but there is 12% that you wouldn't be able to and your horse will die. Do I'd say don't take the risk. Why can't you fly the horse?: If you fall, you could either hit the floor and die or hurt someone and kill them and you. Also, you would probably due no matter what and that's why you shouldn't fly a horse. WARNING ⚠️ People have fell off and died.
Here's a little story:
I made a potion with horse food and milk and fed it to my horse and after a year it had wings!
I trained the horse to use it's wings and soon enough it could fly! Me and my friend flew the horse and my friend fell off.
SPLAT! My friend fell to the ground. SPLAT! I fell to the ground. We met in heaven and actually flew a horse without dieing. Moral: Sometimes you have to do the worst to get the best. THE END
Now, a horse is an animal that looks like this
Horse: 🐴🐎