Sgt. Bilko is a 1996 American military comedy film directed by Jonathan Lynn and written by Andy Breckman. It is an adaptation of the 1950s television series The Phil Silvers Show, often informally called Sgt. Bilko, or simply Bilko, and stars Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman and Glenne Headly.
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| Directed by | Jonathan Lynn |
| Written by | Andy Breckman |
| Based on | The Phil Silvers Show by Nat Hiken |
| Produced by | Brian Grazer |
| Starring | |
| Cinematography | Peter Sova |
| Edited by | Tony Lombardo |
| Music by | Alan Silvestri |
Production company | |
| Distributed by | Universal Pictures |
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Running time | 94 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $39 million |
| Box office | $37,956,793 |
Plot
editMaster Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko is in charge of the motor pool at Fort Baxter, a small United States Army base that develops new military technology. Exploiting this position, he directs a number of scams, ranging from gambling to renting out military vehicles. His commanding officer, Colonel John Hall, overlooks Bilko's money-making schemes, as he is more concerned with problems in the "Hover Tank" that the base is designing.
Major Colin Thorn, an officer from the U.S. Army Inspector General's office, arrives at the camp and begins to scrutinize Bilko's record. Officially, Thorn is at Fort Baxter to conduct a general inspection and determine if the base should remain open in light of recent defense cutbacks. He is also determined to get revenge on Bilko to settle an old score the two have from Fort Dix, where Thorn was nearly court-martialed after a fixed boxing match which resulted in Thorn being shipped off to Greenland in the belief that he tried to fix the fight.
Bitter and unprincipled, Thorn is not above breaking the law to ruin Bilko. He attempts to steal Bilko's long-time fiancée Rita, whom Bilko has stood up at the altar more than a dozen times. Rita is tired of waiting and gives Bilko 30 days to win her back or lose her for good.
Bilko, with the help of newly assigned Private First Class Wally Holbrook, devises a means of avoiding Thorn's attempt to transfer him to Greenland: He rigs a demonstration of the base's malfunctioning Hover Tank, staged before a four-star general and numerous government officials. Since Thorn had deliberately tried to sabotage the tank the previous night, he confronts Bilko, Hall, and the general, loudly insulting Bilko and Hall. While ranting, he confesses to sabotaging the Hover Tank. Thorn is sent off again to Greenland.
The last day of Rita's ultimatum has come. Just as she sadly begins to write Bilko off forever, Rita hears men outside her house, serenading her with a favorite song of hers and Bilko's. Looking out, she sees Bilko and his platoon. Bilko asks Rita to marry him, and she accepts. The next day is their wedding day, but Rita shows up late, due to a mix-up over Daylight Saving Time. After they play another card game (if Bilko wins, they get married), they finally get married. Unknown to Bilko, Rita is holding four aces in her hand.
Cast
edit- Steve Martin as Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
- Dan Aykroyd as Col. John T. Hall
- Phil Hartman as Maj. Colin Thorn
- Glenne Headly as Rita Robbins
- Daryl Mitchell as Pfc. Walter "Wally" T. Holbrook
- Austin Pendleton as Maj. Ebersole
- Max Casella as Spc. Dino Paparelli
- Eric Edwards as Pvt. Duane Doberman
- Dan Ferro as Spc. Tony Morales
- John Marshall Jones as Sgt. Henshaw
- Brian Leckner as Pfc. Sam Fender
- John Ortiz as Spc. Luis Clemente
- Pamela Segall as Sgt. Raquel Barbella
- Mitchell Whitfield as Pfc. Mickey Zimmerman
- Catherine Silvers as 1st Lt. Monday
- Debra Jo Rupp as Mrs. Hall
- Richard Herd as Gen. Tennyson
- Steve Kehela as Master Sergeant Stan Sowicki
- Steve Park as Capt. Moon
- Chris Rock as 1st Lt. Oster
- Travis Tritt as Self
Casting
editAlbert Brooks was offered the role of Ernest G. Bilko, but turned it down.[1]
Reception
editOn the film-critic aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Sgt. Bilko received a 30% positive ratings from 40 reviews, with an average rating of 4.6/10.[2] On Metacritic, it has a score of 47 out of 100 based on reviews from 23 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews".[3]
Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert gave it two thumbs up on their television show.[4] Ebert praised Steve Martin's performance and enjoyed "all the little jokes hidden in the corners" of the movie.[5] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade of "B+" on a scale of A+ to F.[6] It won the award for Worst Resurrection of a TV Show at the 1996 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards.[7] It also failed at the box office.[8]
References
edit- ^ Evans, Bradford (June 30, 2011). "The Lost Roles of Albert Brooks". Vulture.
- ^ Sgt. Bilko at Rotten Tomatoes
- ^ "Sgt. Bilko Reviews". Metacritic. CBS Interactive. Retrieved September 20, 2022.
- ^ Sgt. Bilko, Jack & Sarah, A Family Thing, Carried Away, From the Journals of Jean Seberg, 1996, (incomplete). August 14, 2019. Retrieved March 10, 2021 – via siskelebert.org.
- ^ "Sgt. Bilko". RogerEbert.com. 1996-03-29. Retrieved 2021-03-10.
- ^ "Cinemascore". Archived from the original on 2018-12-20. Retrieved 2020-07-21.
- ^ "Past Winners Database". Archived from the original on 2007-01-03. Retrieved 2021-06-07.
- ^ Sgt. Bilko at Box Office Mojo