This user loves using Google Earth.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user's Internet service provider is BellSouth.
This user uses µTorrent.
This user uses the FrostWire P2P client.
This user contributes using Firefox.
Left monitorRight monitorThis user has a dual monitor configuration.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
SThis user misses Surge.
This user drinks milk.
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GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
This user plays table football, or "foosball".
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.
This user listens to NPR.
AMThis user has an AM radio.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
SWThis user has a shortwave radio.
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.
This user enjoys heavy metal music.
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
This user is interested in politics.
This user enjoys filmmaking.
This user has an amateur radio license.

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This user is short-sighted.
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
teenThis user is a teenager.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
♂This user is male.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
chizodThis user does not know what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.
This user lives in the U.S. State of North Carolina.
This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
pornThis user enjoys pornography.
This user is an ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, and queer community.
This user is straight
but not narrow.
This user is single.
This user is not a pet owner.
This user has too much time on their hands.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
Wikipedia is not censored.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is a skeptic.
MisanthropistThis user is a misanthropist.

{{user libertarian socialist2}}

libThis user is a liberal.


X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X


This user can see the benefit of transhumanism if handled properly.
OThis user's favorite color is orange.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
athThis user is interested in atheism.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, nor spherical one.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
:(This user is melancholy.
:-]This user is polite.
:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.
This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)


A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
Σ Sigma notation makes this user's head explode. BOOM!
This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox
lots of ubxsThis user has lots of userboxes.
ubx-1This user is a userbox novice.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Public domainContent contributed by this user is released into the public domain.
The digit "3" in the International Code of Signals
darThis editor is a darwikinist.
This user spends far too much time editing their user page.