Introduction
editWelcome to my page. I take things serious when they need to be taken seriously and funny when they need to be funny.
Biography
editI was born in 1997 on the dark side of the moon. I ate the souls of pitiful mortals and pooped angels. I never knew my dad but I do have reason to believe he is Chuck Norris. I graduated from high school at the age of 2. By the time I was 4, I spoke 15 different languages, breathed fire, fought in the UFC, and majored in biology, geology, butt whoopin', and literature. When I turned 6 I became a compulsive partier, alcoholic, and addicted to morphine, vicodin, cocaine, heroin, sleeping pills, and Yaz. I went to Dr. Drew for help. I went to rehab with Kermit the Frog, Elmo, Dora, and my evil twin brother. I have been sober ever since. When I turned 13 I became a marine and killed 429 Iraqis with my bare hands. I also play Guitar Hero on expert.
Contributions
editI have also contributed to a few pages since I joined not too long ago.
About Me
editI enjoy many things. I like many video games like, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and Madden NFL. I also enjoy many types of music. Mostly metal genres like heavy metal, thrash metal, nu metal, and industrial metal. But I also like alternative rock, some types of rap, classic rock, hard rock, and punk rock. I also like television, films, and diaper rashes. Overall I'm a very peaceful person with a quest for world domination.