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Userboxes

Rather than write a detailed biography, I've decided to summarize my personality in userboxes. This allows my self-described characteristics to be indexed by Wikipedia and saves me the trouble of actually writing anything myself.

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en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

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This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.

B

This user attends or attended
Brown University.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user has a pet cat.

atheist

This user rejects as invalid all forms of spirituality or religion.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes "There is grandeur in this view of life..."

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user supports Obama.

This user is a social democrat.

PC

This user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user supports the
use of green energy.

This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

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¥ €

This user believes the First Amendment guarantees freedom from religion.

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This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user is not gay, but supports gay people.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user does not smoke.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user is against smoking.

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user has completed a
half marathon.

This user has completed a marathon.

vn-2

This user page has been vandalized twice.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

5

This user has visited 5 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user is interested in Biology.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

@

This user does not wish to disclose his email or screen name.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

Java

This user can program in Java.

This user's favorite subject is computing.

This user is a computer scientist.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user contributes using
Google Chrome or Chromium.

This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista

This user contributes using Windows 7 Professional.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user uses Kile for editing in LaTeX.

This user contributes using Vim.

This user contributes with an IBM Model M keyboard.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

You just lost The Game.

This user eats cheese.

gk

This user is a geek.

NG

This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s	Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

NW

This user is dead to the world.

COB	This user follows the reaper

This user enjoys rock music.

This user loves
The Beatles.

STYX

This user will be rocking in paradise tonight.

This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen

W&N

This user is White & Nerdy.

This user is against DRM.

Star
Wars

This user supports the Rebel Alliance.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

This user enjoys the works of Larry Niven.

This user enjoys the works of
Kim Stanley Robinson.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

ST2

KHAAAAAAAN!

This user died on the barricades - June 5-6th, 1832

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user is melancholy.

This user enjoys chess.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

TF2

This user's sentry is being sapped!!

This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user loves cake.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks
Mr. Grey's famous tea.

This user drinks. Period.

This user drinks wine.

This User Prefers
Dark and/or Gold Rum

ORG

This user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user is a carnivore.

This user cannot eat spicy food under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

HFCS

This user prefers foods and beverages that do not contain high-fructose corn syrup.

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user eats bananas.

This user enjoys French cooking.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

:(

This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.