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Meat Snowman Surprise

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A "Meat Snowman Surprise" is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend's baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, make a meat snowman, put heels on a cat, crash a police car, save a man made of corn from choking on a Tic-Tac, kiss a T-Rex, and crash a bus onto the roof of your house.