LFCnicholas

Nicholas Prado

Personal information
Full name	Nicholas Prado
Date of birth	(1997-04-30) April 30, 1997
Place of birth	Irving, Texas, United States
Height	6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Position(s)	Centre defensive midfielder, deep-lying playmaker, utility player
Team information
Current team	None
Number	8
Youth career
2011	CSA Warriors
2012	BESA Prancing Ponies
2013-2014	BESA Gunners
2014-2015	BESA Anfield Reds
2014-2015	GSSA Strikers
Senior career*
Years	Team	Apps	(Gls)
2015	Longshot	4	(0)
2015-2016	BAPE	?	(?)
2016	→ ????? (indoor) (loan)	3	(0)
2016-2018	BAPE	1	(?)
2018	Grasskickers FC (indoor)	6	(1)
2018-2020	BAPE	?	(?)
2019	→ AFC Ligma (7v7) (loan)	1	(0)
2020-2020	→ No Mames FC	3	(0)
*Club domestic league appearances and goals, correct as of 9 July 2020 ‡ National team caps and goals, correct as of 9 July 2020

"Up the fohkin' Reds, mate."		This user cares about Liverpool Football Club more than they care about their family.

Less relevant stuff

This user may or may not have ties to or be involved with various communist parties, the Dallas Chapter of the Official Liverpool Supporters Club, the Vienna Circle, the Sinaloa Cartel, CERN, Che Guevara, Edward Snowden, the University of Texas at Arlington, Libres y Lokos, the Autonomous University of Nuevo León, eleven of the 38 individuals indicted in the 2015 FIFA corruption case, both corporations indicted in the 2015 FIFA corruption case, the UTA chapter of Students for the Exploration and Development of Space, the KGB, or Bertrand Russell.

Fitbaw	Science, Bitch	Life Is Painfully Meaningless	Open to Interpretation
LFCThis user supports Liverpool F.C. and will never walk alone. This user supports The Three Lions This user is a fan of English football. This user supports Club Tigres de la UANL. This user supports Liverpool.	$\hbar$This user is a quantum physicist. This user is an astronomer. This user wishes advanced propulsion technology would stop being associated with popular culture and be taken seriously. This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you! This user is interested in astronomy. This user has seen all of Carl Sagan's Cosmos. This user has seen all of Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.	Pessimist? Nihilist? This user is antinatalist. This user is an absurdist This user likes to ponder Philosophical questions like "Why does 2 + 2 = 4?" and "Why can it not equal 5?" ~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic. This user is a Hopeless Philosopher This user is a Humanist.	This user knows that Gin doesn't count towards your weekly alcohol intake. This user believes Reinheitsgebot should be the 11th Commandment 21This user thinks that 21 units of alcohol a week is not enough. C2H5OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. C2H5OH-5This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends his/her hands, and kegs appear atop them.
CBThis user's football position is Centre back. RBThis user's football position is Right back. CMThis user's football position is Centre midfield. RMThis user's football position is Right midfield.	This user loves astronomical cosmology. Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either. This user would like to ski Enceladus.	This user likes geometry. This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. This user knows that real monkeys lack the randomness required to ever compete with Shakespeare, but still understands the concept of infinity.	This user has social anxiety. This user doesn't have ADHD, he is really good at multi—hey, do you like round or square waffles? GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder. This user has depression.
This user is addicted to FIFA	This user believes the cake is NOT a lie, but in fact tastes very good. AHEMEven though this user is an antitheist, they will ignore your religion because it's an irrelevant factor, instead your personality, because it actually matters. This user believes science, practiced through the scientific method, is the most reliable way of determining the nature of reality. This user is an atheist. This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. what everThis user is an Apatheist, because it doesn't matter whether there are any gods or not. This is user is a fan of the Hitch. This user believes that religion that contradicts verifiable facts is a lie. This user knows that Richard Dawkins is the one and only God.		This user is of English ancestry This user has had too many family members with cancer. :(

New football ground log

New Football Ground Log

First Time at Stadium	Location	Fixture	Ground	Attendance	Capacity
2012.04.14	Frisco	FC Dallas x Impact de Montréal - 2012 Major League Soccer season	Toyota Stadium	16,164	20,500
2013.07.24	Arlington	United States x Honduras - 2013 CONCACAF Gold Cup semi-finals	AT&T Stadium	?	?
2013.09.10	Columbus	United States x Mexico — 2014 FIFA World Cup qualification – CONCACAF Fourth Round	Columbus Crew Stadium	?	?
2015.04.15	San Antonio	United States x Mexico — Friendly	Alamodome	?	?
2015.05.01	Houston	Houston Dynamo x FC Dallas - 2015 Major League Soccer season	BBVA Compass Stadium	?	?
2015.06.16	Fort Worth	FC Dallas x Oklahoma City Energy FC - 2015 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup#Fourth Round	Garvey-Rosenthal Soccer Stadium	?	?
2016.02.12	Oklahoma City	Oklahoma City Energy FC x FC Dallas - Friendly	Taft Stadium	?	?
2017.06.11	Mexico City	Mexico x United States - 2018 FIFA World Cup qualification – CONCACAF Fifth Round	Estadio Azteca	71,319	87,523