ParticleMan

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Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user plays mahjong.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

UCSC

This user attends or attended the
University of California,
Santa Cruz

This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user runs macOS.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

vn-10

This user page has been vandalized 10 times.

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=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

goon

This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

This user prefers the Wii.

SC4

This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

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This user is LOST…

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user's time zone is PST.

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Oh man I really need to clean this up!