Oh hi! I didn't see you standing there, welcome to my Internets. I will be your personal guide, my name is SKeaLoT and I'll be your personal guide today. If you think you're here by mistake, you may wish to go to the Main page.

If you were directed here by me in "real life" you might want to skip to the gallery section. You may spend time reading and understanding the examples as you scroll. You are free here.

Last but not least, this page should be at least as long as the Userbox on the right. If it's not please proceed to rage or cry moar, depending on the situation.

Enjoy your stay!

About Me... and stuff

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"How did I get here? I'm not good with computer =("

Want to know about me? You might begin by reading the Userboxes, they're on the right side of this page. Yes, I do know there's lots of them. I'm also painfully sarcastic and a brilliant troll, but only when needed. My favourite food is lasagna, the next sentence is wrong, and the previous sentence is also wrong.

I often lurk the Wiki reading, and reading more. Whenever I find a typo, vandalism or something wrong, I do my best to mend it and make Wikipedia a better place. I often do this without logging in, because I tend to forget to do so.

I like programming, a lot, and here you have a code for your amusement, it's written in C:

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
    int ascii[31] = {78, 101, 118, 101, 114, 32,
                     102, 111, 114, 103, 101, 116, 32,
                     116, 111, 32, 108, 111, 115, 101, 32,
                     84, 72, 69, 32, 71, 65, 77, 69, 10, 0};
    int i;
    for (i = 0; i < 31; i++)
        printf("%c", ascii[i]);

    return 0;
}

The same program in Boo would be something like this:

import System

ascii = {78, 101, 118, 101, 114, 32,
         102, 111, 114, 103, 101, 116, 32,
         116, 111, 32, 108, 111, 115, 101, 32,
         84, 72, 69, 32, 71, 65, 77, 69, 10, 0}

for c in ascii:
    print(char(c))

Or something like that.

Hack on.

Quotes

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"Everything in the world evolved from amoebas - the mountains, the sky, humans, dogs, horses. Everything came from amoebas." - Anonymous, /b/

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Some of my favourite pictures!

Did you see the moonwalking bear?