The prophet wizard of the crayon cake

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Welcome to my delicious talk page, please make yourself at home and be sure to have a steamy cup of brewed mental juices.

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe. -- Neil Gaiman, The Sandman|

Stasis beans
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"To assume good faith is a fundamental principle on Wikipedia. As we allow anyone to edit, it follows that we assume that most people who work on the project are trying to help it, not hurt it. If this weren't true, a project like Wikipedia would be doomed from the beginning."

• Ignore all rules
• Assume good faith
• Don't-give-a-fuck-ism

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Silent Hill

...Just a quick note, as you probably notice from the Silent Hill article, I came in as a neutral mediator, and was unable to get ANY action from the main antagonist, FoJ (other than insults). That caused me to do a lot of my OWN research. Good luck. BMW(drive) 21:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

FoJ has been banned. I imagine that'll smooth out the mediation to the case can be closed. That is.. assuming it matters. --Thaddius (talk) 16:19, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

IRC

Hey ... got your note about the IRC channel. I know IRC all too well - I spent wasted a lot of time there in the past, and I really have no desire to slip into IRC again. I am reachable many other ways on a regular basis ... BMW(drive) 17:59, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Good laugh

Thanks for making me laugh so hard I cried. Have a nice day. Enlil Ninlil (talk) 02:32, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Holy Shit

This userpage is the most entertaining thing on all of wikipedia. It's like Principia Discordia meets 4chan (two things I feel go well together). Something tells me you'd be an interesting person to chat with. 67.158.70.24 (talk)

irc://freenode/wikipedia :o --The Prophet Wizard of the Crayon Cake 20:05, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

WP:DGAF

Hello. I mistakenly attributed your essay to User:SoWhy. I'd like you to know it was no intentional and I did not mean to overlook your contributions. It is an excellent concept that I enjoyed reading. I hope no offense is taken. Happy editting.--TParis00ap (talk) 02:54, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

None taken at all. Honestly I'm not very pleased with what it has turned into, but I suppose that's just how Wikipedia works. --98.18.37.159 (talk) 07:59, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

MfD nomination of Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism

Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism, a page you substantially contributed to, has been nominated for deletion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism (3rd nomination) and please be sure to sign your comments with four tildes (~~~~). You are free to edit the content of Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism during the discussion but should not remove the miscellany for deletion template from the top of the page; such a removal will not end the deletion discussion. Thank you. Wifione _....... ^{Leave a message} 13:41, 25 September 2010 (UTC)

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MfD nomination of Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion

Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion, a page you substantially contributed to, has been nominated for deletion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion and please be sure to sign your comments with four tildes (~~~~). You are free to edit the content of Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion during the discussion but should not remove the miscellany for deletion template from the top of the page; such a removal will not end the deletion discussion. Thank you. gwickwire^talk_editing 01:57, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

User:CakeProphet listed at Redirects for discussion

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EsOS

In case you're curious, I (User:Hppavilion1 on the wiki) am developing an EsOS, called WalrusOS. I'm using Python though, so... Hppavilion1 (talk) 05:26, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

ArbCom elections are now open!

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Speedy deletion nomination of Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism

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A kitten for you!

Lovely Page!

Eyitayo Alimi (talk) 19:04, 7 December 2018 (UTC)

Nomination for deletion of Template:Cakevandal

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