Wikipedia:WikiProject Chemistry/Free beer

An example of what you might be awarded for your work at WikiProject Chemistry.

At WikiProject Chemistry, we like to keep things as simple, informal and close-to-real-life as possible, and we extend that to our system of WikiProject awards. After all, such "awards" don't mean much except "thank-you" for working on chemistry articles in this collaborative encyclopedia. So how would you say thank-you to your friends who've helped you, say, move house? You'd offer them free beer at the end of it. Which is exactly what we do at WikiProject Chemistry…

In strict compliance with the KISS principle, there are no rules, procedures or protocols governing the award of free beer: we just make them up as we go along! Or rather, who ever decides to award free beer may make any rules or conditions they like…

Default terms and conditions

However, it takes all sorts to write an encyclopedia. Some editors hate guidelines with a vengeance, other editors are at their happiest when following a written protocol. If you want a sample set of rules and conditions, or if you can't be bothered to think up your own, a commonly followed suggestion is given below:

"Beer" refers to a standard size measure of whatever passes for beer in the Place of Delivery (see point 3).
"Free" refers only to the beer: it does not include transport or travel costs.
The Place, Date and Time of Delivery of the free beer is at the absolute discretion of the person making the award. If no Place of Delivery is stated, it is assumed to be Barcelona, Spain (where the local beer is not only drinkable, but also fairly cheap).

These terms may seem fairly harsh on the person receiving the award, but they are designed to keep the free beer flowing, if only virtually. At least one free beer has been delivered under those terms, between two British WikiChemists who happened to be in Barcelona at the time.

The WikiProject Chemistry six pack takes about as much work as this one, but is available to editors of both (or any) genders.

Six pack

The six pack is currently the highest honour bestowed by WikiProject Chemistry. It is awarded by any six WikiChemists who decide to give free beer to an editor for the same reason. As of June 2009, it has been awarded once, to Thricecube (talk · contribs).

History

The origins of the WikiProject Chemistry Free Beers are lost in a sort of haze… but they have been being awarded since at least mid-2005. Originally, they were awarded for specific challenges, but it became far too much bother to keep thinking up appropriate challenges, so now they are awarded whenever one WikiChemist notices a worthy contribution from another.

In line with the WikiProject's approach to constructive realism, WikiChemists have rarely "collected" free beers in the way that some Wikipedia editors seem to "collect" barnstars. Once you've had a free beer, you have to go out and work for the next one: after all, there ain't no such thing as a free beer!