User:Jorgenev/MFD'd/Wikipedia:Please be a giant duck, so we can ban you

Not to be confused with Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you.

Some differently sized ducks, with the car seat of an infant human to give an idea of scale. The two smaller ducks shown are small enough to be considered ducklings, while the larger one is coming close to the threshold of being thought of as a giant duck

A giant duck in New York State

A miniature giant duck

Wikipedia, as an entity, has nothing (or at least very little) against ducks.

However, giant ducks are unable to type correctly (their bills are too big to hunt and peck yes we said bills) so for the good of the encyclopaedia giant ducks are to be banned upon confirmation they are Malludus giganticus.

Oh, and they quack really loudly sometimes. Just ask Donald and Daffy.