Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Editin'

A parody of White and Nerdy by Weird Al, which in turn is a parody of Ridin' by Chamillionaire.

Jimbo: (as a radio announcer) Welcome back ladies & gentlemen to W-I-K-I, the radio station to which anyone can listen.

(Animum comes in from Stage left, is thrown a microphone, visor, and jewelry from off-frame.)

They see me edit

This Wiki,

I know they're all thinkin

That I edit too much

Do you think I edit too much?

Think I edit too much?

I want to roll on

A Myspace,

But Lord knows that

I just edit way too much.

Do you think I edit too much?

I'm just a Wikiholic.

Look at me, I edit too much.

My edit count's above 10,000

Found a couple of images that were orphaned

I look at the ads by Qxz

Ev'ry editor I see is busy

My user page is all totally pimped out,

Got people beggin' for my Wiki format.

Yo, I can recite every single cat,

I am a unanimous bureaucrat.

Everyone I know is a move-vandal

I want to hit them with a burning candle

I write all my pages in the active voice

When I become a CheckUser I'll rejoice

Once you see my count you'll be amazed

I've been on this site for two consecutive days

Theres a killer bot named MiszaBot

Yo look at him, he's number 1

I edit pages just for fun

I ain't got a gat, but I've got a soldering gun

Hotel Wikipedia's my favorite nerd song

I'll beat you to making the world's longest poem

I'm a member of the Department of Fun

I'm fluent in CSS as well as JavaScript

They see me edit

This Wiki,

I know they're all thinkin

That I edit too much

Do you think I edit too much?

Think I edit too much?

I want to roll with

The vandals

But I know that I could get indef blocked

That I could get indef blocked

I been browsin, inspectin

All these pages you know I edit them

The rights on my account, I must protect them

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

While I'm online looking for a vandal to block

I EDIT WIKIPEDIA

I can memorize this list really well

I can recite it right now, and have you any R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doin' userpages

When they need some code, who do they call

I do CSS for them all

I even made a userpage for a troll, yo

I got my self a Rollback

They approved me at VPRF

Hope no one sees me

Blockin myself

I edit in the extreme

I block all these vandals

I was in MOTD and WP:ACID and even the LOCE

The only edit that I ever thought was hard

Was when I reverted an editor's good faith edits

Spend every weekend on this site

My username is my name in real-life

They see me edit

This Wiki,

Reverting all my edits

Cuz I edit too much

Do you think I edit too much?

I wanna bowl with

The vandals

But they all know I edit too much

That I edit too much