Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Wiki-ped-ia

Wiki-ped-ia

To the tune of Ice Ice Baby. See original lyrics here.

Yo Wiki P let’s kick it

Wiki-ped-ia (x2)

All right pull up the homepage and listen

Wikipedia’s got another mission

Edits reverts and summaries too

Wikipedia’s got a mission for you

Click on a page read it and edit

There is an error somewhere I bet

Unless it’s a page that has been featured

Then it’s probably like a perfect creature

Nothing wrong with it then look elsewhere

Yo Wikipedians an error over there

Maybe it’s some vandalization

We can’t live with this degradation

Fix it revert it maybe baby

These vandals must all, must all have rabies

If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it

Check out that page so the admin deletes it

Wiki-ped-ia Edit it (x4)

Now that that has been reverted

And the administrators power asserted

Go now and edit up your user page

And tell the world about the page you just saved

Look a new message in your discussion

Your head is pounding like a percussion

“Hello” the guy writes to you kindly

“I like what you’ve done with that category”

That is the end of story

You go to the homepage tres happily

Wiki P’s all right it’s the vandals you fight

Man o manny your outta sight

You go you click on a blue link

You click one more link and then one more link then you think

The link is red

So you got a blank page about nothing but the white screen in your face

Now you pull up Google to search for it

Zero info makes you blankly sit

You give up, then Random Page you click

What you see really truly makes you sick

Vandals once again destroy info

This has to be gotta be a really bad sin yo

George Bush isn’t from India

Bad information uh-uh see ya

Another good page saved by you

You’re an asset to Wiki this is true

You jump to the Community Portal

And see a request for info about a turtle

You majored in bio and tell what you know

Then you add a picture just for good show

If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it

Check out that page so the admin deletes it

Repeat Chorus

You’ve got 80,000 edits and growing

The more you explore Wiki P the more you’re knowing

Learning all the inner machinations

Rooting out all the infestations

You’ve been on 34 hours straight

Ya haven’t drank bathed or ate

Smelly and sweaty

Hair all greasy and gooey

So now you get up to take a pooey

Now you start going through Wiki withdrawal

Cut your bathroom break so fast just to get back on

Ready to edit but you’ve missed so much son

You wanna restart the whole Wiki mission

But first you must get out of the fetal position

If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it

Check out that page so the admin deletes it

Wiki-ped-ia edit it

Wiki-ped-ia (oh-oh) edit it

Wiki-ped-ia edit it

Wiki-ped-ia edit Wiki

Yo man let's get out of here

Word to the Wiki

Wiki-ped-ia sogood

Wiki-ped-ia so good so good (x2)

Wiki-ped-ia