Wikipedia:Not The Wikipedia Weekly/boardmembers

Samantha, in her role as executive director, appoints boardmembers. Note that when a cat meows during a recording, this is not an interruption but rather an executive giving orders. We admit it: cats run the place.

Members of the Board

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  Mrrrow? — Executive Director Samantha
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  Xav is owned by this feline, Sophie.
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  Staxringold is owned by Mycroft and an additional unpictured cat, Zadie
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  Caspian and Calico sleeping after their hard work helping Samantha.

Samantha is prejudiced and will never appoint a dog to the board of directors. As visible from the example at left, dogs get stuck in blue collar jobs as security staff. Birds, goldfish, and other creatures are welcome to attend board meetings as hors d'oeuvres.

Security staff

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  Chico, Sarcastic ShockwaveLover's pet. Or is that the other way around?

Hors d'oeuvres

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  The best food WikiVoices has seen, simply the best.