Bad Channels is a 1992 American science fiction spoof direct-to-video film, produced by Full Moon Features and released by Paramount Home Video. It is about two aliens (Cosmo and Lump) who invade a radio station with the intention of capturing female humans, by using radio broadcasts. The hero is a DJ forced to combat the aliens alone when listeners think he is joking about the invasion.

Bad Channels
Directed byTed Nicolaou
Written byCharles Band
Jackson Barr
Produced byCharles Band
Keith S. Payson
CinematographyAdolfo Bartoli
Edited byCarol Oblath
Production
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Distributed byParamount Home Video
Release date
  • June 25, 1992 (1992-06-25)
Running time
88 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish

The film also has its own soundtrack composed and performed by Blue Öyster Cult.

Synopsis

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KDUL is a new radio station running a promotion where DJ Dangerous Dan is chained to a chair until a listener calls in and guesses the combination to the locks. When the correct combination is finally guessed, a TV journalist, Lisa, suspects the solution was faked and that the promotion was a fraud. On her way to the station to confront the DJ, she witnesses a UFO.

Two aliens invade the radio station, using a device to capture female listeners. As they are abducted, the women imagine themselves starring in a music video. Once the video is completed, the alien shrinks and imprisons the women in clear tubes. Among the captured are a nurse (Melissa Behr), a waitress, and a cheerleader.

Realizing what the aliens are planning, the DJ warns his listeners to turn off the radio. However, listeners assume it's just another promotion. The alien attempts to capture Lisa, the reporter, but instead shrinks a teenager named Bunny.

The DJ isn't taken seriously until more women go missing, drawing the attention of the military. Eventually, the DJ discovers that the aliens are vulnerable to common disinfectant and uses it to defeat them, rescuing the women. All of the women—except Bunny—are restored to their normal size.

The broadcast attracts 10,000 listeners.[1]

In a post-credit scene, a miniature man suggests that the shrunken woman, Bunny, might want a visit from Dollman.

Cast

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Critical response

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Cinemaphile gave it a bad review, 0/4 stars, calling it a "mess" and saying "I fear that the creators of this movie must have had brain tissue damaged sometime in their lifetimes."[2] The Film Fiend was more positive, calling it "hilariously cheesy".[3] Classic Rock Magazine described the soundtrack as "a grotesque mistake".[4]

IMDb.com has Bad Channels currently ranked 5.1/10 based on 980 ratings.[5]

User Ochnop at Something Awful gave Bad Channels a -39 out of a -50 (being the worst) saying "Who could ask for anything more from a film besides a bag to throw up in? "Bad Channels" is truly something awful."[6]

Creature Feature liked the movie, giving it 3.5 out of 5 stars. It found the movie to be one of the more inventive of those produced by Charles Band and enjoyed the cable news satire.[7] However, Moira gave it one star, finding it ears out its premise and s padded. TV Guide agreed with Moria's review.[8]

Entertainment Weekly gave the movie a D. While it found it to be cheerfully cheesy, it found that it needed to be funnier.[9]

Production

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Director Nicolauo initially didn't want to be involved with the movie, finding its story too close to his other recent movie TerrorVision. However, he was attracted to making the fake music videos. Pat Siciliano scouted bands for the movie and was instrumental in the final choice. The end credits crossover with Dollman (film) was shot in one day.[10]

Sequel

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A semi-sequel was released in the form of Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, a crossover film featuring characters from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels.

Merchandising

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A set of collectible cards.

Soundtrack

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Bad Channel featured a soundtrack album entitled, Bad Channels (album) that was composed and performed by Blue Blue Öyster Cult and also had feature songs from a few other bands such as Sykotik Sinfoney, Joker, Fair Game, and DMT.

Feature Songs

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  1. Blue Öyster Cult - Demon's Kiss
  2. Blue Öyster Cult - Out of Darkness
  3. Sykotik Sinfoney - Mr. Cool
  4. Sykotik Sinfoney - Manic Depresso
  5. D.M.T - Myth of Freedom
  6. D.M.T - Touching Myself Again
  7. Fair Game - Blind Faith
  8. Fair Game - Somewhere in the Night
  9. Joker - That's How It Is
  10. Joker - Jane, Jane the Hurricane
  11. Blue Öyster Cult - The Horsemen Arrive
  12. F.U. 2 - Elegance
  13. The Ukelaliens - Pig Pen Polka
  14. The Ukelaliens - Little Old Lady
  15. The Ukelaliens - Jumping Jack Polka
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The film was featured on an episode of Brandon's Movie Reviews.[11]

References

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  1. ^ "Bad Channels (1992)". 27 April 2003.
  2. ^ Keyes, David (1998). "Bad Channels (Review)". Cinemaphile. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
  3. ^ "Review: Bad Channels". The Film Fiend. December 14, 2007. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
  4. ^ "Bad Channels (Album review)". Classic Rock Magazine. September 2006. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
  5. ^ "Bad Channels". IMDb.com. Retrieved 25 January 2021.
  6. ^ "Bad Channels". Something Awful. Retrieved 25 January 2021.
  7. ^ Stanley, J. (2000) Creature Feature: 3rd Edition
  8. ^ "Bad Channels".
  9. ^ "Bad Channels". Entertainment Weekly.
  10. ^ "Ted Nicolaou on the Austin diaspora, Romanian vampires and TV terror visions". September 2017.
  11. ^ "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BAD CHANNELS (RE-UPLOAD)". YouTube.
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