- Fuck This – 0:25
- Asshole of the Dance – 4:37
- Marv Marv Marv – 2:12
- Save This – 3:26
- Deaf Mute Cocktail Party – 2:22
- Coffee – 7:56
- Beer – 4:19
- Fuck Santa – 1:22
- Elvis and I – 4:23
- I'm Happy – 0:11
- Fuck the Kennedys – 1:06
- President Leary – 4:47
- A Reading from the Book of Apple – 1:32
- Love Barge – 6:19
- Fat Fucks – 5:50
- Insane Cowboy (In Africa) – 1:12
- My Kids – 16:04
- Life's Gonna Suck – 1:43
- Fuck the Pope – 3:22
- Lock 'n Load – 4:39
- Denis Leary – vocals, spoken vocals[2]
- Chris Phillips – vocals, guitar, bass, harmonica
- Greg Dulli – guitar, keyboards, piano, sampler
- Dave Hillis – guitar, programming, drum loops, sampler
- Adam Roth – guitars, vocals
- C.P. Roth – bass, keyboards
- Mike Horrigan – drums, bass
- Pete Mark – drums, percussion
- Don Castagno – drums
- Jeff Garlin - composer, "Insane Cowboy (In Africa)"[1]
- Janeane Garofalo - herself
- Donal Logue - himself
- Joe Blaney - recording engineer, producer
- John Seymour - studio engineer
- Dave Hills - engineer
- Jay Vacari - remix engineer
- Steve Remote - chief engineer