Natalie Louise Haynes (born 1974) is an English writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian.

Natalie Haynes
Haynes in Waterstones, Piccadilly, London, 2022
Born1974 (age 49–50)
Birmingham, England

Early life

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Haynes was born in Birmingham, where she attended King Edward VI High School for Girls.[1] She grew up in Bournville.[2][3] She read Classics at Christ's College, Cambridge, and was a member of Cambridge University Footlights Dramatic Club.

Career

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Radio

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Haynes has appeared on BBC Radio 4 as a panellist on Wordaholics, We've Been Here Before, Banter, Quote... Unquote, Personality Test and Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive, and she has been an announcer on BBC Radio 4 Extra. She has contributed to the BBC 7 comedy review show Serious About Comedy and she reviews films for Front Row.

Her stand-up has featured in Front Row and Loose Ends on BBC Radio 4 and Spanking New on BBC 7. She appeared in BBC Radio 4's Pick of the Fringe in 2004 and 2005. She has also appeared on BBC Radio 5 Live's Anita Anand Show, and MacAulay and Co. on BBC Scotland.

In 2005 and 2006, Haynes wrote and presented documentaries on comic writers, for BBC Radio 4. Her subjects included the modern female writers Jessica Mitford, Dorothy Parker and Julie Burchill, and the classical male writers Aristophanes, Juvenal and Martial.

 
Haynes in 2015

She appears as a critic on Saturday Review on BBC Radio 4.[4] On 4 February 2013, she was the star of the BBC Radio 4 programme With Great Pleasure. Her guests included the novelist Julian Barnes, who read from one of his own books.[5]

From March 2014 BBC Radio 4 has broadcast Natalie Haynes Stands up for the Classics, in which, aided by experts, Haynes discusses, with both serious and humorous remarks, historical and mythological figures from ancient Greece and Rome.[6] Series one through nine each contained four episodes of around half an hour, but series ten comprised six episodes.[7]

List of episodes of Natalie Haynes Stands up for the Classics

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Series No. of episodes Subjects First broadcast dates
1 4 Aspasia, Virgil, Sophocles,Petronius. 24 March - 14 April 2014
2 4 Aristophanes, Ovid, Plato, Agrippina the Younger 11 April - 02 May 2016
3 4 Sappho, Cicero, Lucian, Juvenal 03 August - 24 August 2017
4 4 Phryne, Horace, Euripides,Livy 30 July - 20 August 2018
5 4 Aristotle, Claudia Severa, Suetonius, Homer's Iliad 23 December 2019 - 13 January 2020[8]
6 4 Helen of Troy, Penthesilea, Eurydice, Penelope 17 May - 07 June 2020[9]
7 4 Medusa, Pandora, Jocasta,Clytemnestra 08 May - 08 June 2021
8 4 Pompeii, Spartan Women, Lucretius, Homer's Odyssey 14 August - 04 September 2022
9 4 Martial, Demeter, Athene,Livia 28 November - 19 December 2023
10 6 Cleopatra, Hesiod, Aphrodite, Artemis, Aesop, Tacitus 08 July - 19 August 2024

Television

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Haynes was a regular panellist on BBC's The Review Show and was the most-booked guest on More4's The Last Word. She appeared as a panellist on BBC 4's The Book Quiz, and on its Poetry Special alongside Andrew Motion and George Szirtes. She also appeared on Backlash, a BBC2 documentary on voluntary childlessness, wrote and performed in the STV/Assembly Television Best of the Fest in August 2005. Haynes has been a panellist on BBC Four's quiz show Mindgames, appeared on Must Try Harder on BBC Two in 2006 and was the art and literature expert on the BBC Two quiz show Knowitalls.

In August 2007, when she appeared on an episode of The Book Quiz hosted by David Baddiel,[10] she admitted researching a book on Wikipedia in order to bluff having read it.[11]

In April 2008, Haynes was a member of the stand-up comedians' team on University Challenge: The Professionals.[12] Her team lost to the Ministry of Justice, 100 points to 215. In November 2009, she appeared on BBC One's Question Time.[13]

In February 2022, Haynes was announced as the new presenter of the online revival of Time Team, alongside Gus Casely-Hayford.[14]

Journalism

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Haynes has been a guest contributor for The Times since October 2006, and a regular contributor to New Humanist. She has also written for The Sunday Times Magazine, The Sunday Telegraph, The Big Issue, Loaded and The Independent.

Live shows

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Haynes has toured (including Dublin, Berlin to Manhattan) and has performed five Edinburgh Fringe sell-out runs and national tours. She was nominated for the Best Newcomer Award at the 2002 Perrier Comedy Awards,[15] the first woman to receive this nomination.[16]

  • 2002 Six Degrees of Desolation (nominated for Perrier Award Best Newcomer)
  • 2003 Troubled Enough
  • 2004 Still Not Sorry
  • 2005 Run Or Die
  • 2006 Watching the Detectives

Haynes is the only comedian to have appeared at every[17] Newbury Comedy Festival.

Writing

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Haynes contributed an essay to Serenity Found, a book about Joss Whedon's television show Firefly, edited by Jane Espenson, which was published in 2007 by BenBella Books. Her entries on subjects from Agatha Christie to E.F. Benson can be found in Cassell's Little Black Book of Books, published in 2007.

Her first children's novel, The Great Escape, was published by Simon & Schuster in September 2007. It won a PETA Proggy award, for best animal-friendly children's book, in 2008.

Haynes has written three non-fiction books. The Ancient Guide To Modern Life, on the subject of how living well in the present requires some recourse to the ancient world, was published by Profile Books in November 2010. Her second non-fiction book, Pandora's Jar: Women in the Greek Myths, was published by Picador in October 2020, and was a New York Times bestseller.[18] Margaret Atwood called it "funny" and "sharp".[19]

Haynes's first novel, Amber Fury (titled The Furies in the U.S.), was published in 2014. It was shortlisted for the Scottish Crime Book of the Year award.[20] Her second novel, Children of Jocasta, a retelling of Antigone and Oedipus Rex, was published in 2017.[21]

Haynes's third novel, A Thousand Ships (relating to the Trojan War), was published by Pan Macmillan on 4 May 2019.[22] She discussed it on BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour that month.[23] A Thousand Ships was shortlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction in 2020.[24]

Haynes's fourth novel, Stone Blind, a retelling of the myth of Medusa, was published by Pan Macmillan on 15 September 2022,[25] and an abridged version was read on BBC Radio 4 by Susannah Fielding.[26] In March 2024 the German edition of the title was shortlisted for the Young Adult Jury Award of the German Youth Literature Awards which will be awarded at the Frankfurt Book Fair in October.[27]

Haynes was awarded the Classical Association Prize in 2015.[28]

Works

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  • The Great Escape (Simon & Schuster, 2007) ISBN 978-1-41692-605-4
  • The Ancient Guide to Modern Life (Profile Books, 2010) ISBN 978-1-84765-293-5
  • The Amber Fury (Corvus, 2014) ISBN 978-1-78239-275-0
  • The Children of Jocasta (Pan Macmillan, 2017) ISBN 978-1-5098-3615-4
  • A Thousand Ships (Pan Macmillan, 2019) ISBN 978-1-5098-3619-2
  • Pandora's Jar: Women in the Greek Myths (Pan Macmillan, 2020) ISBN 978-1-5098-7311-1
  • Stone Blind: Medusa's Story (Pan Macmillan, September 2022) ISBN 978-1-5290-6147-5
  • Divine Might: Goddesses in Greek Myth (Pan Macmillan, October 2023) ISBN 978-1-5290-8948-6

References

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  1. ^ "Awards Evening 2010: Old Edwardian Natalie Haynes presented awards to last year's U6 at the Awards Evening on Friday 12th November". King Edward VI High School for Girls. Archived from the original on 20 January 2012. Retrieved 26 March 2012.
  2. ^ "The Bookshop on the Green". YaleRepresentation. 6 April 2022. Retrieved 12 March 2024.
  3. ^ "Podcast Radio Hour - Media Centre". BBC Radio 4 Extra. 2 July 2021. Retrieved 12 March 2024.
  4. ^ "Saturday Review - BBC Radio 4". bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 2 April 2018.
  5. ^ "Natalie Haynes, With Great Pleasure - BBC Radio 4". bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 2 April 2018.
  6. ^ "Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics 4". bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 2 April 2018.
  7. ^ "Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics: Episodes". bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 18 January 2022.
  8. ^ "Broadcasting – Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics". NatalieHaynes.com. Archived from the original on 23 March 2019. Retrieved 23 March 2019.
  9. ^ "BBC Radio 4 - Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, Series 6, Penthesilea, Amazon Warrior Queen". bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 12 May 2020.
  10. ^ Presenter: David Baddiel; Competitors: Jon Ronson, Natalie Haynes, Lionel Shriver, Mark Thomas (31 July 2007). "The Book Quiz: Series 1, Episode 3 of 5". The Book Quiz. BBC. BBC Four. Retrieved 28 January 2018.
  11. ^ BBC – BBC Four Listings – Programmes[permanent dead link]
  12. ^ Presenter: Jeremy Paxman (1 April 2008). "University Challenge - The Professionals: Episode 2: 2008". University Challenge - The Professionals. BBC. BBC Two. Retrieved 28 January 2018.
  13. ^ Presenter: David Dimbleby; Participants: Peter Hain, Nick Herbert, Natalie Haynes; Executive Producer: Steve Anderson (5 November 2009). "Question Time: 05/11/2009". Question Time. BBC. BBC One (except Wales). Retrieved 28 January 2018.
  14. ^ Time Team's new presenters Gus and Natalie | EXCLUSIVE CHAT, retrieved 9 March 2022
  15. ^ "Edinburgh Comedy Awards: Best Newcomer: 2002". Edinburgh Comedy Awards. Archived from the original on 6 August 2018. Retrieved 3 December 2017.
  16. ^ Logan, Brian (16 August 2017). "Standups on why they quit comedy: 'I have nightmares about having to do it again'". The Guardian. London. Retrieved 3 December 2017.
  17. ^ "A Thousand Ships by Natalie Haynes". Pan Macmillan. Retrieved 29 April 2019.
  18. ^ "Best Sellers - Books - May 1, 2022 - The New York Times". The New York Times. ISSN 0362-4331. Retrieved 5 June 2022.
  19. ^ Atwood, Margaret [@MargaretAtwood] (3 September 2020). "Reading PANDORA'S JAR: Women in the Greek Myths by Natalie Haynes: Funny, sharp explications of what these sometimes not-very-nice women were up to, and how they sometimes made idiots of... but read on! @picadorbooks @panmacmillan" (Tweet). Archived from the original on 5 June 2022. Retrieved 4 June 2023 – via Twitter.
  20. ^ Lee, Emma. "The six books that should be on your to-be-read pile". Eastern Daily Press. Archived from the original on 8 May 2020. Retrieved 10 May 2020.
  21. ^ Haynes, Natalie (5 April 2017). "The Children of Jocasta". Pan Macmillan. Retrieved 16 May 2017.
  22. ^ Haynes, Natalie. "A Thousand Ships". Pan Macmillan. Retrieved 29 April 2019.
    - "A Thousand Ships by Natalie Haynes". Pan Macmillan. Retrieved 29 April 2019.
  23. ^ Presenter: Jenni Murray (2 May 2019). "Small Island, Esther Wojcicki, Natalie Haynes". Woman's Hour. 32:32 minutes in. BBC. BBC Radio 4. Retrieved 7 May 2019.
  24. ^ "Announcing the 2020 Women's Prize for Fiction shortlist". Women's Prize for Fiction. 21 April 2020. Archived from the original on 23 April 2020. Retrieved 24 April 2020.
  25. ^ "Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes - 9781529061475". www.panmacmillan.com. Retrieved 23 January 2023.
  26. ^ Reviewed by Alex Preston in The Guardian 4 Sep. 2022; https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001c65t/episodes/player.
  27. ^ "Deutscher Jugendliteratur Preis 2024 Nominierungen" (PDF). Arbeitskreis für Jugendliteratur e.V. Retrieved 4 April 2024.
  28. ^ "Natalie Haynes & Sophie Hannah, London – Gliterary Lunches". Retrieved 10 May 2020.
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