Portal:Baseball/Quotes/Archive

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To archive a quote, add the following markup directly under the Archive header:


===Month Date - Month Date, Year===
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  • Replace header placeholders with the beginning and end date the quote appeared on the main portal page.
  • Replace WEEK with the corresponding ISO 8601 week number.

Archive

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March 12 - March 25, 2007

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"When you make a bad pitch and the hitter puts it out of the park and you cost your team the game, it's a real test of your maturity to be able to stand in front of your locker fifteen minutes later and admit it to the world. How many people in other professions would be willing to have their job performances evaluated that way, in front of millions, every afternoon at five o'clock."

"Chicks do dig the long ball. Umpires dig ground balls and two-hour games. Chicks don't dig that."

February 25 - March 11, 2007

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"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen."

"I'm mad at Hank (Aaron) for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another."

February 18 - February 24, 2007

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"We are and have been traveling along a fictitious prosperity for the last two or three years, and the sooner we step down the better it will be for the game and everybody concerned. Next season may not be so good for the owners. Good times have affected their heads and they are unconsciously doing baseball an almost irreparable injury by inflating the price on players as they have this year. There is likely to be a slump in baseball and then some of the owners will wish they had kept the strings tied to their pocketbooks."