| “ | Let's see—Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns! | ” |
| — Apu Nahasapeemapetilon ("Simple Simpson") | ||
| “ | Let's see—Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns! | ” |
| — Apu Nahasapeemapetilon ("Simple Simpson") | ||