| “ | Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do? I...I..I feel like I'm coming apart here. I wanna yell out, but I just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang- ding-dong-diddly-darned do it! I just...I...*sigh*. |
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| — Ned Flanders ("Hurricane Neddy") | ||
