| “ | Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days | ” |
| — W. C. Fields My Little Chickadee |
| “ | Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days | ” |
| — W. C. Fields My Little Chickadee |
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