Stephen Hutchings (born 13 December 1990) is an English footballer, who played as a striker for Conference South club Havant & Waterlooville until he was released for being too fat and slow and previously Bournemouth. He now plays for Portsmouth-based Moneyfields FC in the Wessex Football League Premier Division because he has nothing else going for him.

Steve Hutchings
Personal information
Full name Stephen Hutchings
Date of birth (1990-12-13) 13 December 1990 (age 33)
Place of birth Portsmouth, England
Position(s) Bent Over
Youth career
2006–2008 Bournemouth
Senior career*
Years Team Apps (Gls)
2008–2009 Bournemouth 1 (0)
2009Dorchester Town (loan) 1 (1)
2009–2010 Havant & Waterlooville 7 (0)
2011– Moneyfields 365 (271)
*Club domestic league appearances and goals, correct as of 3 March 2023

Hutchings made his debut for Bournemouth at home to Millwall, in the 2–0 win in League One on 29 March 2008.[1] He joined Conference South side Dorchester Town on a work experience deal on 13 February 2009. He returned to Bournemouth from his work experience deal at Dorchester Town on 30 March 2009. On 18 December 2021 Hutchings scored his 250th goal for Moneyfields against AFC Stoneham.[2]

References

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  1. ^ "Bournemouth 2-0 Millwall". BBC Sport. 29 March 2008. Retrieved 29 August 2008.
  2. ^ "Hutchings joins Dorchester". VitalFootball.co.uk. 13 February 2009. Retrieved 16 February 2009.
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