Talk:Faultless disagreement

Latest comment: 2 months ago by Altenmann in topic Faultess disagreement in Jewish lore

Faultess disagreement in Jewish lore

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Abram and Isaac got in a heated argument whether latke or hamantash are better for Hanukkah. Shouting gewalt, tearing each other's payes, a bisl kahal. Here comes Haim and asks "Oy vey, Abram, Isaac, why are you making kahal in a shtetl here to me? Go to rabbi Smallman, he will tell you what".

So all three they go to rabbi and at once Abram and Isaac try to overshout each other. Rabbi says "Shayg up, you meshuggener shmucks, speak in your turns! Abraham, first!" Abraham says: "So and so, rabbi..." Rabbi thinks hard, consults Sanhedrin... "You are right, Abraham." – "But rabbi, it was this and that!...", jumps in Isaac. Rabbi thinks even harder, peruses the whole Mishnah... "You are right, Isaac". Now Haim, baffled: "But rabbi, it cannot be so: Abram is right and Isaac is right!?" – "And you are right too, Haim!", says rabbi.

--Altenmann >talk 00:44, 24 August 2024 (UTC)Reply