Talk:List of ¡Mucha Lucha! episodes

"A True Luchador..." statements and morals in season one episodes.

Season one needs to have "a true luchador" statements in the episode guides:

• "Back to School"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows there is nothing to fear than fear itself. Oh, and bullies."
• "Weight Gaining"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that size does not matter. Weight does!"
• "How Rikochet Got His Move Back"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador's signature moves cannot be taught, it comes from deep within like gas."
• "Heart of Lucha"
  • Flea: "A true luchador knows that good or bad isn't something you are, but a choice you make. Like flour or corn tortilla."
• "Woulda Coulda Hasbeena"
  • Buena Girl: "A true luchador knows that today is the only yesterday of tomorrow, whereas tomorrow is the today of tomorrow."
• "The Anger of Cindy Slam"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that some people are only happy when they're angry, but being angry makes them happy. Won't that make them mad or something?"
• "The Fantastic Backpack"
  • Flea: "A true luchador knows that an enemy is just a friend, who... doesn't like you and is mean to you all the time."
• "The Naked and the Masked"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that it takes much more than a mask to be a masked wrestler! But you really need the mask."
• "Curse of the Masked Toilet"
  • Flea: "A true luchador knows that having a masked toilet around really stinks. Get it... toilet... stinks?" (laughs)
• "The Mummy with the Golden Mask"
  • Buena Girl: "A true luchador knows that the greatest victory is making a new friend, even if that friend is ancient monster trying to take over the world."
• "Bring Your Dad to Lucha Day"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows the value of family. No matter where you are when you call them, they've got to come pick you up."
• "Our Founder"
  • Flea: "A true luchador always consults The Code of Masked Wrestling, even though the print is small and there are no pictures or nothing."
• "Tooth or Dare"
  • Buena Girl: "A true luchador flosses for the honor of good dental hygiene, not for some trophy or plaque. Plaque. Get it!"
• "Mask Mitzvah"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that manhood is not about a grande body, but a grande heart. But not so grande, it can't fit into your body!"
• "The Flea's Fighting Fish"
  • Flea: "A true luchador always offers the hand of friendship even to a stupid fish who can't even shake it!"
• "La Flamencita"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador has, on his face, a mask; on his body, a sequent unitard; and on his feet, boogie shoes!"
• "Will the Real El Rey Please Stand Up?"
  • El Rey: "A true luchador comes in all shapes and sizes, even made of plastic, and with action kung-fu grip!"
• "The Musica Man"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that music is the hot sauce in the burrito of life. And sometimes, a little can go a long way."
• "Pinball Wizard"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador rolls with a punch no matter what shapes he's in. But it helps to be, you know, round?"
• "Not So Buena Girl"
  • Buena Girl: "A true luchador never gives up on anything, especially yourself! And family. And donuts."
• "Honor Thy Lucha"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that the price you pay for stealing is much higher than the price you pay for. Uh..., just paying."
• "Chinche"
  • Flea: "A true luchador must never be two-faced. After all, he's only one mask!" (laughs)
• "Timmy of a Thousand Masks"
  • Buena Girl: "A true luchador is always innocent until proven guilty unless it's The Flea. In which case, there's a good chance that he probably did it!"
• "All Creatures Masked and Small"
  • Rikochet: "A true luchador knows that friendship means sometimes you must take your best friend to the vet to be wormed.
  • Flea: No!
  • Rikochet: Not you, Flea.
• "Mask Away"
  • Rikochet: (comes out of water for air) "A true Luchador is never lost, he's just taking the scenic route!"

These should be added in the season one episode guide. --FlapjackRulez (talk) 01:24, 19 March 2022 (UTC)