- Professor Peter Schickele, hardart, wine bottle, conductor
- Chamber Orchestra under the direction of Jorge Mester
- The Royal P. D. Q. Bach Festival Orchestra, Jorge Mester, conductor
- The Orchestra of the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Heavy Opera Company under the direction of John Nelson
- Marlene Kleinman, mezzanine-soprano
- Lorna Haywood, off-coloratura
- John Ferrante, bargain counter tenor
- William Woolf, bass
- Bernice, houndentenor (Dog)
- Will Jordan as Milton Host
- Bill Macy as Paul Henry Lung
- The Okay Chorale, John Nelson, director
- I Virtuosi di Hoople
- Amateur Musica Antiqua of Hoople
- Robert Dennis, announcer and callioper
- Ralph Froelich, French horn
- Leonid Hambro, harpsichord
- Seymour Platt, trumpet mouthpiece
- "Unbegun" Symphony (Schickele)
- Half-act opera: The Stoned Guest, excerpts
- Introduction
- Overture
- Recitative and aria: "Now is the season"
- Trio: "I'm sure I'd be"
- Intermission feature: Opera Whiz
- Plot synopsis
- Finale: "O saviour"
- Fugue in C minor, from the "Toot" Suite for calliope four hands, S. 212°
- Oratorio: The Seasonings, S. 1½ tsp.
- Chorus: "Tarragon of virtue is full"
- Recitative: "And there were in the same country"
- Duet: "Bide thy thyme"
- Recitative: "Then asked he"
- Chorale: "By the leeks of Babylon, There we sat down, yea, we wept"
- Aria: "Open sesame seeds"
- Recitative: "So saying"
- Duet: "Summer is a cumin seed"
- Chorus with soloists: "To curry favor, favor curry"