They're moving Father's grave to build a sewer is a classic music hall song. The origin seems to be unknown but was revived by the Clancy Brothers.[1] It was a favourite, well before the Brothers' time, of Frank Muir, who sang it many times on BBC Radio 4. It is usually sung in a straight key of C major, but can be varied.
Lyrics
editLyrics vary, but Muir's version is thus:
They're moving Father's grave to build a sewer
They're moving it regardless of expense.
They're taking his remains, to put in nine-inch drains
And provide the public with a nice new gent's.
It's such a lovely place behind the gasworks
With dandelions growing by the fence:
Now it seems a wicked plot
To spoil that lovely spot
Just for one old rich man's convenience.
— Frank Muir, A Kentish Lad (October 2000)
Recorded versions
editA variant of the song, called "Grandpa's Grave", was recorded by the comedian Peter Sellers and included on his 1960 LP with Sophia Loren, Peter & Sophia, as well as on the B-side of the duo's hit single "Goodness Gracious Me".
A version of the song was also recorded by Oscar Brand, on his album Bawdy Songs Goes to College recorded in 1955, under the title "Father's Grave".