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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

^_^This user watches anime.

prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

#This user chats on IRC.

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IRCThis user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

AIM-0This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

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This user has a dual boot configuration.

pico_This user contributes using Pico.

This user contributes using
GNU nano.

This user has a tri-monitor configuration.

This user contributes using a PC.

intel
insideThis user uses Intel processors exclusively.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

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