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Trite Drivel (a parody)
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Random musings on toponyms
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This is not Wikipedia policy, nor am I proposing it. I'm just stating my personal style which I use outside Wikipedia before I get savaged to death by every nation in Europe.
I apply a policy of enlightened proximity - look for an English name, then prefer Germanic and Romance names on a roughly equal level (I like Aix-la-Chapelle and Trèves , but those are a matter of taste (or lack thereof)), then Greek (preferably Latinised in spelling as much as possible, and failing that Katharevousa), then other Indo-European toponyms, then whatever seems easiest to pronounce.
I am not some German, Italian, or Greek chauvinist, but as a native English speaker, I like Königsberg , Stettin , Landsberg an der Warthe , Breslau , Lemberg , Pressburg , Ragusa , Spalato , Durazzo , Valona , Byzantium , Nicaea , Smyrna , Halicarnassus , Philippopolis , Salonica , Amarussium , Chalcidice (stressed on the second syllable), and so on. I can see instantly how they are pronounced.
its & it's
This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
to/too/ two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two .
’s
Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
whom
This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
Subj
This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
its This user understands the difference between its (of it ) and it's (it is or it has ).
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
nws -0This user oldspeaks , or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
BS -5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit .
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
fgn -0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign , and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
gb -0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims .
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
ubx -nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes .
AIM -0This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer .
C -0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
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This user suffers from senioritis , an incurable demotivational syndrome.
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder (s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
Gods, this category's awful!
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
MBTI This user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
GMT This user's time zone is GMT .
豬 This user was born in the year of the Pig .
Food, Drink, and Smokes
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This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user believes in materialism , the belief that everything that exists is made of matter .
This user believes in logic .
This user is interested in Utilitarianism , the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
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This user follows his/her own political ideals.
This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government —in theory.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote .
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
Boris I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories ?
You couldn't make this stuff up!
Says something about British parties...
This user does not like socklessness.
1+1=3
This user dislikes narrow-minded behaviour .
This user is not afraid of being wrong .
MA This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Majorette cars.
This user reads between the lines.
BOOK This user is working on publishing a book.
This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors
This user's favourite colour is purple .
Room 101 This user wants to put Gordon Brown into Room 101 .
Needle Nardle Noo This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.
JAM This user wants to talk for Just a Minute , without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject.
This user contributes using Kubuntu .
This user contributes using Notepad .
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Web Soon This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.
This user loves to eat pizza .
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry .
This user drinks beer .
This user drinks wine .
This user drinks tea .
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles.
This user prefers to play games on a PC .
SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
This user is interested in the Baroque period.
24 This user knows, when it happens, it happens here .
M4 This user watches More4 .
This user has satellite television provided by Sky .
PAL This user's television receives PAL /PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
3 This user thinks BBC Radio 3 is worth the licence fee alone.
7 This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone.
This user has a Police radio.
This user plays the piano .
This user is owned by one or more cats .
If I gave a damn about sport, the following would be true:
Or maybe Birmingham City . Or West Brom . But they don't have userboxes.
Non Commercial
This User is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
vn-∞ This user page has beenvandalized many, many times.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know .
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
Content contributed by this user is multi-licensed under the GFDL and under the modified BSD licence , :s/<OWNER>/this user/g .
admin- This user feels that criteria for adminship are generally too low
This user believes that articles are useless without images .
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia .
This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage .
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes .
The English Wikipedia has 6,915,008 articles.
Userboxes (or should that be Userboces? Nutzerboxen?)
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This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage .
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes .
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This page Smells Funny.
6 C 12.011 This user is made out of Carbon .
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac .
This user is not and has never been Napoleon .
This user is evil , and frequently says mwhahaha!
This user is of human and Martian ancestry.
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
Grrr! Brains! Brains!
awesome This user is totally awesome !
jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a This user likes banging on the keyboard .
This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
This user thinks time zones are evil.
This user loves you . So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?
I This user is a person , and nothing else matters.
This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
... This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
+ This user suffers from senioritis , an incurable demotivational syndrome.
blah blah blah This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.There's a funny story about that...
Mmm, userboxes
This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible .
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
SPAMARAMA! This user is the creator of Spam!
Userboxes Rock! This user is a userbox!
A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
If you can read this, you have really good vision.
It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.
This userbox has taken over this userpage!
Award for Linguistics
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This userbox seems to be not very good Latin.
Stupidest Userbox Ever
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If you've had time to find that, you're not new.
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This user has no more userboxes.
God save the Queen