General

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  This user can type 75 WPM.
@This user does not wish to disclose his email or screen name.
 This user is a computer scientist.
ffThis user has a FriendFeed account.
 This user contributes to OpenStreetMap.
 
This user maintains a blog at 360voice.com.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user's computer is infected with malware!
<< This user doesn't worry because he
writes his own Antivirus software.
 This user is using a firewall to protect his computer.
math-5This user can contribute with proficient mathematical skills.
 This user is a mathematician.
 This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.
mthThis user participates in math competitions.
m & ftThis American user is equally at ease with both metric units and U.S. customary units.
1+1=10This user likes binary.

Programming Languages

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py-6This user is programmed in Python.
PHP-2This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.
bash-1This user is a beginner Bash programmer.
 This user is an advanced TI-BASIC programmer.
BASIC-3This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.
C++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.
xHTML-NThis user is a native xHTML programmer.
js-4This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.
 -1This user is a beginner Mathematica programmer.
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!

Hardware

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 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user contributes using a gaming console.
  This user contributes using a PC.
This user uses an AMD processor

Software

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WPThis user tracks the number of keystrokes and mouse clicks they make on WhatPulse (profile).
 This user views the night skies with Stellarium.
 This user contributes using Firefox Nightly.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
lynxThis user contributes using Lynx.
FzThis user uploads websites with FileZilla.
 This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
 This user contributes using Blender for 3D modeling and animation.
 This user contributes using Inkscape.
 This user contributes using GIMP.

irssiThis user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.
 This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.
 This user burns CDs and DVDs with Brasero.
 This user contributes while using Rhythmbox.
 This user records with Audacity.
 This user networks Linux PCs with OpenSSH and SSHFS.
 This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office.id2
 This user contributes using Linux.
 This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.
 This user uses Transmission.
 This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!
 This user contributes using
GNU nano.

Beliefs

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 This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
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This user only uses Google products as a last resort.
 This user listens to free music.
 This user supports free software.
OSrcThis user contributes to Open Source projects.
 This user supports The Pirate Bay.
 This user values reason
over faith
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  This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.  
  This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
 This user believes in the separation of church and state. 

Humor

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 This user still remembers these.
IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
 This user has been stealing his neighbor's wireless Internet connection, but now he has his own Wi-Fi router. Now this user knows that he has to protect his router to avoid paying big bills because of his neighbors.
 This user uses Inkscape extensively.
 This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of his mind.
PC This user knows that a personal computer doesn't have to be Windows based. An Apple computer, depending on type, can be considered a PC.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
 This user is penguin powered.
1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
 This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.
 Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
AHEMEven though this user is an antitheist, they will ignore your religion because it's an irrelevant factor, instead your personality, because it actually matters.
This user knows how to
Find x.