Who am I?

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I'm looking to transcend.

en-us
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This user can contribute at a professional level of American English.
en-GB
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This user has an advanced understanding of British English.
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LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
 This user uses BitComet.
 
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user prefers Chicago-style pizza. 
 This user drinks Jones Soda.
CSThis user plays Counter-Strike.