 | This user is a dirty red leftie pinkist commo. Never invade this user's motherland in winter. |
 | This user is your father. That's not true! That's impossible! |
 | This is an imaginary userpage. Please rotate your browser by . |
 | This user can kill you with his brain. Do not change a single word he writes. |
 | This user am become death, the destroyer of worlds. |
 | This user is composed of 80% water. Add acid to this user; never add this user to acid. |
 | This user is his own doppelgänger and is therefore prone to great confusion. |