Ardeocalidus

I win at userboxes

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

RockerThis user attends or attended Bard College at Simon's Rock.

FAU This user attends or attended Florida Atlantic University.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.

ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.

._.This user sometimes watches anime.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user enjoys films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

O.G.This user is past the point of no return.

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This user knows
"...there is no spoon".

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.

Vader

This user should not hesitate and show no mercy. Only then will they lose their legs and an arm.

SGThis user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.

TCR	This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

This user listens to World Music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

ॐThis user listens to Goa and psytrance.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

Mis	This user can hear the people sing.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

98This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

This user is a college student.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Subject.

This user has a heart condition.

This user is near sighted.

This user has astigmatism.

teenThis user is a teenager.

iGen	This user is a member of the iGeneration

Albannach
This user is proud to be Scottish.

This user is of
Native American ancestry.

This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.

Siblings

This user is an only child.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Florida,
the Sunshine State.

This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

This user is a stagehand.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

snukThis user says snuck.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

UKThis user uses British English.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

@This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Skype.
Their username is youraccount.

*This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as username.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

YTMND

This user is the man now, dog.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using FreeBSD.

This user contributes with openSUSE.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

pico_This user contributes using Pico.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user contributes using Notepad.

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

LIVE

This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag Modern Ardeo.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.

This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.

DoD:SThis user plays Day of Defeat: Source.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

TES IVThis user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

λThis user plays Half-Life 2.

This user plays the Halo series.

ZThis user prefers to side with the Zerg.

EQThis user (still) plays (the original) EverQuest

EQ2This user plays EverQuest 2

EVEThis user plays EVE Online.

XIThis user plays Final Fantasy XI.

LFGThis user spends entirely too much time playing Guild Wars.

 This user is a loyal member of the Terran Republic.

This user plays World of Warcraft.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user is interested in architecture.

This user is interested in
art history.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is a tobacco smoker.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user is a member or supporter of MoveOn.org.

C++This user can program in C++.

CThis user can program in C.

JavaThis user can program in Java.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

fan-3This user thinks that Bill Hicks is the greatest comedian of all time.

This user is an omnivore.

This user drinks oolong tea.

TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

EThis user reads The Economist.