User:Atsme/Banners

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Copy and paste the banner of your choice. Remember to replace {{subst:your signature}} in the banner with your actual signature after you copy/paste it where you intend to use it.

Push to copy Triple Crown of Thorns Banner #1

The Triple Crown of Thorns

	Winner of The Prickness
	You had a good run in The Dirty, won The Prickness, and seem to be running handily in The Prickmont. The trupial on the left shows us how easy it is to avoid the pricks. {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [1]

Push to copy POV Railroad Banner #2

Short-changed on a train ticket?

	Awwlllll Aboard!!
	Hope the train ride on the WP:POV RAILROAD wasn't too uncomfortable. At least you can take comfort knowing it was a short ride. Welcome back!! {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. [2]

Push to copy On The Fast Track Banner #3

On The Fast Track

	One-way Ticket Upgrade
	No one likes a one-way ticket on the fast-track. I'm glad it was a short ride. Welcome back!! {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. [3]

Push to copy Special Wikipedian Tribble Banner #4

We need more editors like you!

Wiki Tribble

Tribble Award

There were times I was ready to call it quits, and found other ways to occupy my spare time. And then along came the magical bright spots of true collaborative editing, correcting the imbalance and reminding me of the many good things about editing WP. You are one of those magical bright spots , subst:User name. Thank you for all you do and have done to make collaboration an enjoyable experience. add sig

Push to copy Special Wikipedian Tribble Banner #5

Wiki Tribble

~The Special Wikipedian Tribble Award~

I believe it's well worthwhile to acknowledge editors who work hard, collaborate well, and strive for accuracy. Working to build an encyclopedia is a selfless task, especially considering the mine fields one has to navigate in pursuit of excellence. It's not a simple Tiny Tim Tiptoe Through the Tulips endeavor. Thank you for all you do and all you've done, and for collaborating in such a way to make it an enjoyable experience for others despite the opposition.

Push to copy Nature said it Banner #6

Nature said it

I got the message	It's a cardinal sin to shoot the bird
	It's not nice to ruffle feathers so take that feather out of your cap. {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [4]

Push to copy You've been blocked #7

You've been blocked

Stackable WTF blocks	You are the recipient of a WTF Block
	Remember how much fun you had playing with blocks as a kid? Now that you're a mature adult, you can collect blocks with adult letters, and they're not only stackable, they're collectable. {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [5]

Push to copy You've never been blocked #8

You've never been blocked, so....

Stackable WTF blocks	You are the recipient of a WTF Block
	Remember how much fun you had playing with blocks as a kid? Now that you're a mature adult, you can collect blocks with adult letters, and they're not only stackable, they're collectable. {{subst:your signature after you copy/paste}} Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [6]

Push to copy Happy Holiday Cheer #9

It's that time of year....

Christmas tree worm, (Spirobranchus giganteus) <your sig>
	Time To Spread A Little Happy Holiday Cheer!!
	I decorated a special kind of Christmas tree in the spirit of the season. What's especially nice about this digitized version: *it doesn't need water *won't catch fire *and batteries aren't required.
	Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!! 🍸🎁 🎉

ALT Elf

🔔🎁⛄️🎅🏻 <sig here>

ALT ornament

	Happy Holidays!
	Wishing you much joy & happiness now and every year!! Merry Christmas - Happy Hanukkah‼️ When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? Every year! What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less. 🔔🎁⛄️🎅🏻 <sig here>

ALT snow

Wishing you much joy & happiness now and every year!!	Happy Holidays!
	Merry Christmas or Hanukkah & Happy New Year‼️ What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown. 🔔🎁⛄️🎅🏻 <sig here>

ALT sleigh

🔔🎁⛄️🎅🏻 Wishing you much joy & happiness now and every year!! <sig here>	Jingle Bells!
	When does a horse talk? Whinney wants to! What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

ALT New Year

It's ok if WP editors are amateurs. Just remember: Noah's Ark was built by amateurs – the Titanic was built by professionals. Thanks for helping to build the encyclopedia!	2020!!
	Out with the old, in with the new!! I'll remember 2019 like it was yesterday! Remember, a New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. 🎉🥂🍾🎊 <sig here>

Push to copy The Herculean Effort Award #10

For your efforts

	The Herculean Award
	Neutralizing an advocacy is like decapitating the Lernaean Hydra
	Heracles cried out, and the Hydra "quacked" back. Where there was once one head, two more appeared. And then a giant crab came to assist the Hydra.
	your signature goes here	Pure pun-ishment. [7]

Push to copy The Ole Coot award #11

What it all boils down to...

	The Old Coot Consolation Award
	As much as I hate it, the truth I do bring, We're not young enough to know everything; So like other old coots, we keep getting screwed, Dismissing the notions we want to preclude; Like when flapping our wings for the whole world to see, We're not flying as high as we once used to be. Atsme📞📧

Be proud, you earned it!

	The Old Fart Award
	Be it day or night, You've earned the right, To cut the cheese, Whenever you please.

Push to copy When You Need An Engineer #13

When you need an engineer instead

	"Everything I Know About Engineering" Award
	The highest honor bestowed upon editors who ask scientists a question that only engineers can answer. Choo-choo on that for a while. Atsme📞📧 13:37, 8 June 2016 (UTC)

"When You Feel Like Pulling Your Hair Out?" #14

You survived trying times...

"The Hair Follicle Award"

If after relentless challenges by editors who just don't get it, you managed to keep all or at least a portion of your hair despite the frustration, you truly deserve recognition. Your hair must be as thick as the skin on the opposition, which means you have really strong hair follicles. Next time it happens - and it will happen as long as you're an editor - try to relax, drink a cold beer 🍺, eat some dark chocolate 🍪, and consider buying stock in Rogaine. Atsme📞📧 13:37, 8 June 2016 (UTC)

"A Smile For You" #14

Ribbit

	"Don't croak, SMILE!"
	A satirist I'm not, A satirist I'd like to be; I seem to have forgot, What in hell prevented me. It might have been my style, It might have been my prose; But I'd like to make you smile, And even happy, I suppose. A satirist I'm not. ~Atsme

"It's about time" #15

AGF and the extra mile

"Angels Among Us"

On rare occasion, an angel appears, in the least likely places among our peers; They tend to stay hidden, where angels are forbidden; But their halos always shine, where good faith is in decline; And their light of goodness glows, so that everybody knows, That hope springs eternal for the human race, if we'll forgive and forget what our minds won't erase. Thank you, xxxx. You were the angel in the case of Moops. your sig

It's about time

"It's About Time"

If you lose track of time, and don't know the hour, That you posted a comment, it may make you sour, At the UTC expanded in plain text, Leaving you confused over what to do next. Just ask Ritchie333, he's the one with the key, To fix your clock the way it should be. So if your clock doesn't work, and you don't know why, You just need a hand from the clock-fixing guy. Atsme📞📧 17:18, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

"A special award" #16

A special award

	"Ass In High Gear Award"
	Your work as an admin is not being graded, But it certainly is much appreciated, To know that you see with vision that's clear, And don't mind keeping your ass in high gear. your sig

Alt sunflower

	"Sunflower Award"
	Your work as an admin is not being graded, But it certainly is much appreciated, To know that you see with vision that's clear, A shining light of integrity we tend to hold dear. Thank you for all you do! your sig

Alt sunflower2

"Sunflower Award"

This sunflower award represents all the bright sunshine you bring to the project, and I THANK YOU! Your work as an admin is not being graded, But it certainly is much appreciated, To know that you see with vision that's clear, A shining light of integrity we tend to hold dear. We may not always align at topic but that's what helps make WP align with NPOV, and in the end, that's what matters most. Your work at topic and the selfless hours you spend as an administrator have not gone unnoticed. Atsme 💬 📧 17:04, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Alt daffodil

	"Appreciation of Your Articulation"
	Your articulated prose and well-crafted verbage, may be lost to those who don't know Burbage; You've mastered the art with style and finesse, and are worlds apart from those who know less. Reading your words is time well spent, despite the turds who express discontent. They simply don't know what each word means, because their highest plateau is a hill of beans. your sig

"Hounding Award" #18

Please stop hounding

I noticed you started editing, several articles I've been developing. Our history says you're meddling, in your typical distruptive style. Some may consider it hounding, or stalking and compounding, In a manner so confounding, that you appear quite juvenile. your sig here

"Ape Shit" #19

Feeling frustrated?

It's normal to go ape shit over being horangutanged!!	Going Ape Shit Award
	Thought I'd stop by your talk page, and maybe just say hi, but when I saw what's upstage, It may be better to just say bye! But before I go, I want you to know, It's normal to go ape shit. So fool 'em all and go real slow, Cause abnormal's a better fit. your sig here

"Amazing job!" #20

Good job!

	Collaboration Power
	I wanted to acknowledge your efforts, and to say that your wiki gnoming is very much appreciated. Thank you for understanding why I removed the wikilinks. Your kind "thank you" notice left me with a good feeling knowing that we have good collaborators like yourself who are actually here to make improvements and help build the encyclopedia. Happy Editing your sig here

Alt wikilove

	Amazing Concerto Award
	Thank you for your tireless contributions to classical music, and for your tireless contributions in keeping readers informed. Your efforts are like a concerto; a solo instrument accompanied by an orchestra. I believe my choice of images is the picture that speaks 1000 words. your sig here

"Socks" #21

Socks don't always come in pairs

Socks wear out eventually.	Darn socks
	Thank you for your tireless contributions in a seemingly thankless job of sniffing out socks. Your efforts are greatly appreciated and a comfort to those of us who can't duck fast enough. The abuse you endure and the time you spend has not gone unnoticed. Atsme📞📧 01:24, 18 November 2017 (UTC) SAKE TO ME, BABY!!	Have a big ole vat of sake on me!

"Turkey Day" #22

Get out the stretchy pants!

Whad'ya call a turkey on the run? Fast food.	Wishing You A Happy Turkey Day!
	Thanksgiving chuckles... What smells best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google. 😊🦃 Atsme✍🏻📧 23:02, 21 November 2018 (UTC)

"Valentine" #23

Valentine

(1860-1880) Museum of London	Happy Valentine's Day!
	It wasn't easy to come up with an innocuous Valentine's greeting to share with collaborators on Wikipedia, so I went for "evolutionary"! Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger sig here

"Halloween" #24

Halloween

Trick or Treat!!!	Happy Halloween!
	Why are demons and ghouls always together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. <sig here>

"The Closer's Barnstar" #25

The Closer's Barnstar

	The Closer's Barnstar
	Your thoughtful and concise close at [RfC diff] did not go unnoticed. Please accept this token of appreciation for your excellent work. This is just an example - copy the code, and customize the text to your liking. <sig here>

"Narcissus" #26

Narcissus

Leave daffy to the Daffodils	In case you didn't notice
	The world doesn't revolve around you. being such a Narcissus, or somebody's liable to plant you. 😜 <sig here>

"Orangutan moment" #27

Thoughts from...

No clue why I said it.	Title here
	The year was 2020 the day was August 1st; for admiration, there was plenty that was yet to be dispersed. There were thoughtful acts of kindness, shown by Gerda and Valereee, some of which were noticed by the administrator named El C; A (talk page watcher), uninvited was inspired to write some prose so here it is spotlighted, for what reason, no one knows. Atsme Talk 📧 19:39, 1 August 2020 (UTC)

Random images for fun

Going batshit crazy	Wrapping up a SPI.	Ohhh...what a tangled web we weave	Loud squawking and the ruffling of feathers indicate things could get prickly. Consider flying quietly away.
Don't bite the newbies.	Sometimes I feel like a turtle in a school of baitfish.	If only I had kept my mouth shut	Will they ever learn?!!
The eyes of WP are upon you.	A green iguana on the rocks near the ocean in the Dutch Caribbean.	Sometimes a whisper travels farther than a roar.	You know I'm cute, even if my jokes suck.
It's time to get your ass in high gear	I'm not dogging you, I'm stalking you.	Talk to me - I'm all ears.	I'm shocked over your behavior
A town in Austria	Pronouced:
How to slap someone through the internet	Research	Fireworks celebration.	Christmas tunnel drive-thru
Quote farming in the peanut gallery.	Oh my!	What was I thinking?	Yep, I said it.
Spread a little sunshine	Daffy as a daffodil	Stop horsing around	Feeling out of place?
For Wikilove barnstars	When a picture speaks 1,000 words.

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