User:AugustusAudax/your mom!!! suck on deez nutz!!

Try to stay in the top 3, rather than the bottom one, which is what this essay is talking about.

Above is a fictitious example of a response that you should not use. That example shows Example warning Example2 about vandalizing Wikipedia. However, if your article got nominated for deletion, that would not be a good argument to use, as it violates WP:PA, WP:TPG and a handful of other guidelines.

Other arguments to avoid

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  • i will kill you.
  • AHWWWWWWW!!!!! I'm telling WP:ANEW, WP:ANI and WP:ARBCOM!!!
  • My fucking article got nominated for deletion? What kind of bullshit is that? That's the shit, man! It's important, it's relevant, and it deserves to have it own goddamn page. Fuck those bitches who want to take it down. They're just a bunch of motherfucking assholes. They can suck my one nut!