Axanon

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This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

This user drives a rusty piece of junk.

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This user comes from Canada.

CASH

This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

This user has too much time on his hands.

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This user is still a Wikipedia newbie. Be gentle!

NIRVANA

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but this user has a light.

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This user comes from Ontario.

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