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Species: | H. sapiens
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Subspecies: | H. s. sapiens
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B10Reaper is a member of a species of bipedal primates in the family Hominidae (taxonomically [Homo sapiens] Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help)—Latin: "wise man" or "knowing man"). DNA and fossil evidence indicates that modern B10Reaper originated in Prince George about 20 years ago. When compared to other animals and primates, B10Reaper smells better, and has significantly less body hair. His mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the forelimbs (arms) for manipulating objects, has allowed B10Reaper to make far greater use of tools than most of the guys in his shop classes.
Like most higher primates, B10Reaper is social by nature. B10Reaper is particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication—primarily spoken, gestural(Mainly flipping the bird), and written language—for self-expression, the exchange of ideas, and organization. B10Reaper is not terribly distinctive as a guy on the Earth, but by having mad vidya game skills, he manages.
B10Reaper seeks to understand and influence the environment around them by hitting it with stuff. This natural boredom has led to the development of random crap.
Name
editIt's been his name in both online and offline games, as well as in chatrooms since the age of 12.
History
editOrigin
editBorn in Prince George, British Columbia Canada.
Transition to civilization
editSince he lives in Mcleod Lake, BC currently, it is hardly a "transition to civilization" from Mackenzie, BC.
Habitat and population
editHe lives in a house with lots of trees around it, and there is only one of him... for now...
Biology
editAnatomy
editYou were hoping for details weren't you? Pervert.
Diet
editPizza, Tacos, Burgers, and Energy Drinks.
Sleep
editAbout 8 hours a night. 12 if he was busy the previous day.
Psychology
editConsciousness and thought
editTrust me, you don't want to know about what goes on inside his mind.
Motivation and emotion
editUsually motivated by a bodily need (eat, sleep, poop) or by boredom. Emotions range from happy to angreh.
Sexuality and love
editStraight, and in love with a beautiful woman.
Language
editPrimarily English, with small bits of (In order of amount spoken) German, French, Japanese, Russian, Korean, and Chinese.
Spirituality and religion
editPhilosophy and self-reflection
editPeople are stupid, the person is intelligent.
Race and ethnicity
editWhite, French and German with some British thrown in.
War
editHUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'...
Trade and economics
editAt the moment I raise chickens and sell eggs. That will be changing soon.
Trivia
edit- -Gets bored easily
- -Blatantly stole this template from the Human page of wikipedia
- -Is actually from the future, sent back "for the lulz"
- -Is also a member of The Doom Wiki, The Mass Effect Wiki and Encyclopedia Dramatica (which can't be linked)
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