Better Model

edit
 This user is a Wikipedian.
 This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is scrumshus58.
 This user is a participant in
WikiProject Green Day
NirvanaThis user smells like teen spirit.
 This user is under 17 and is participating in the Wikipedia Youth Foundation.
GDThis user is a fan of GREEN DAY.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.
TOThis user is a fan of The Offspring.
 This user has an iPod.
ALThis user is a Close Personal Friend™ of "Weird Al" Yankovic
KongThis user could lick the world.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user is a Cancerian.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user scored 3016.1400100000005 on the Wikipediholic test.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140.
?This user does not have dain bramage.
 This user enjoys punk rock.
  This user can't stand hip hop music.
{
 This user likes alternative rock.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
 This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.
@This user can be reached by email.
bro This user has a little brother
This user was born in the year of the Rooster. 
 This user's news source is The Onion.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
  This user been on the internet since 1983. :-)
 This user contributes using Safari.
 This user runs macOS.
SW
II
This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.
 
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
}
 This user enjoys films.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
he-1
משתמש זה יכול לתרום ברמה בסיסית של עברית.‏
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
 This user enjoys filmmaking.
 This user is an AFOL.
This user is interested in Karma.
 This user is interested in luck.
DEM
This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.
 This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.
It's been a long time since this user rock and rolled/
DLPour some sugar on this user.
GDThis user is an American Idiot.
Green DayThis user pledges alligance to the under world, one nation under dog.
H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.
Okely Dokely!This user speaks-da diddly-eaks like Ned Flanders
 This user just sank your battleship.
 This user enjoys chess.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is interested in Judaism.
 This user is drug-free.
 
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
 This user lives in Illinois,
the Land of Lincoln.
900+This user has made more than 900 contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user is from Earth.
 This user is Jewish.
 This user is interested in ghosts.
SThis user fights for truth, justice and the American way!
 Big Brother is watching this user.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!
  This user understands biological evolution.
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
TIMEThis user wishes he was named TIME Person of the Year, but kind of was in the 2006 issue.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
 This user is male.
 This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
 This user hails from San Francisco.

Model for Userboxes

edit

Basic

edit
 This user is male.
 This user is straight.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user is a Gemini.
This user was born in the year of the Rooster. 
  This user's favorite color is green.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
teenThis user is a teenager.
sis This user has a little sister

Live

edit
 This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy
and nothing else matters.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
 This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
 This user grew up in the suburbs.

Languages

edit
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
UKThis user uses British English.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
 This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
HTML-1This user is a beginning HTML user.
AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.
1337-27h15 u53r 15 48l3 70 (0n7r18u+3
\/\/i7h 4|\| 1|\|73rm3d14+3 l3\/3l 0f 1337.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

School

edit
 This user would like to be a teacher.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
 
This user knows by heart the first 9 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
 This user has a television set.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

Comedy

edit
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

Computer

edit
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user is using a web browser.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. 
 
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
 This editor is a WikiGnome.

Music/Art

edit
 
This user is a drummer.
kzo-4This user is a professional kazoo player.
arg-4This user is a professional air guitarist.
voc-2This user is an intermediate vocalist.
pno-1This user is a novice pianist.
percThis user plays percussion.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user enjoys punk rock.
 This user likes alternative rock.
bandThis user plays in a band.
band-3This user likes blink-182.
CLASH This user listens to The Clash
 This user has an iPod.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
  This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

Reading

edit
 This user enjoys reading magazines.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
 "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain
 This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
 This user enjoys reading short stories.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

Video Games

edit
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
 This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
 This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
TS Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.
 This user plays Pac-Man.
SLYThis user plays the Sly Cooper series of games.
 This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Link.

Habits

edit
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user is drug-free.
 Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

Beliefs/Religon

edit
1+1=3 This user dislikes
narrow-minded behaviour.
 This user is interested in Theism.
This user is for racial equality.
 This user is interested in animal rights issues.
  This user advocates pacifism.
  This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.
 This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
no
ads
This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia.


  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
 This user supports public transit.
 This user supports recycling.
  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 
  This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.
 
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. 
DEM
This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.
libThis user is a liberal.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  
  This user supports hybrid vehicles.

Pets

edit
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user is a cat lover.
 This user owns one or more dogs.
 This user is a fish owner.

Games/Puzzles

edit
  This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
 This user enjoys playing solitaire.
 This user enjoys playing card games.
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

Origins

edit
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.
 Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is proud to be British.

Food

edit
  This user is an omnivore.
 This user eats popcorn.
CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P
 This user drinks Mountain Dew.
 This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user loves spaghetti.
 This user enjoys muffins.
 This user eats pears.
 This user eats watermelon.
 This user loves hamburgers.
 This user eats chicken.
 This user loves
donuts.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user eats quesadillas.
 This user loves pasta.
 This user eats cookies.
 You better keep your hands off my peeps!

Movies

edit
  This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
ND This user voted for Pedro.

Sports

edit
 This user enjoys skiing.
 This user is an advanced skier or snowboarder.
 This user plays tennis.
BUFThis user is a fan of the
Buffalo Bills

Grammer

edit
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user has no opinion about the serial comma.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

Personality

edit
 This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
 This user is happy.
 This user is a jokester or comedian.
  This user is in a great mood.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

Wikiprojects

edit

Userboxes

edit
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
 This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
  This user loves userboxes.

Other

edit
 This user is interested in law.
 This user is interested in politics.
  This user is interested in astronomy.
 This user is interested in the
Middle Ages
 This user is interested in
World War II
 This user is interested in drama and acting.
 This user enjoys philosophy.
 This user is a swimmer.
  This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
  This user prefers warm weather.
 This user cannot drive yet due to his/her age, but wants to.
 This user enjoys filmmaking.
 This user enjoys photography.
 This user prefers it ... HOT!! 
 In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…
jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a
This user likes banging on the keyboard.
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
 This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

Fuck Da Police

edit