Hey! Bakarpuran here. If you don't mind, could i intrigue you with a story,if you may.
Well, this all started when some long time ago, that moment in distant past when you clicked the link to my profile. It popped open and how could I be satisfied, if my guests may feel remotely unwelcome during their evanescent stay on my user page. That's when it struck me- making an user-page. Lets abbreviate the term "user page" to UP before treading further. (Not the UP like northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh but just a simple first syllable combination for saving some space, and hardwork too.)
So, the thing about UP's no one will ever tell you is they don't spurt up just like that. What they need is care, experience, love and most importantly a medal.
