1. ">v4sw5+8hw4+9ln6pr4Ock4ma2u5FLMw7Xm3l6ADEFGIKPRSUiNe2t4BRWb9AHLMPTen5a15s4Mr5p-2.00/-3.74g8ACHMOPRTVZ - Broken link, I might write my own parser later and update it

Language

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majority

ad populum fallacy
Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy ad populum, they do not think that it applies to human language, and recognise that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
wyf-
man
This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.
amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.
ubiquitous ≠ widespreadThis user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
snkdThis user says sneaked.
"There's" with a plural subjectThis user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.


to¦<b>ly¦goThis user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its & it'sThis user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
You & MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is always incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
which & that This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
-ly This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
.  TheThis user believes sentence spacing is a style choice, not a law.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
’sThis user understands that apostrophe's apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
“...”!
US vs. UK
This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!
;This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; they like using them a lot.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
???
?!?
!!!
This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
 This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
AUThis user speaks Australian English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
pig-2Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway intermediateway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
fgn-2This user speaks several dialects of foreign.
gb-nDsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh.
nws-1This user newspeaks plusungoodwise.
 
en-pi-5
T'is scurvy dog parlays 'n scribes
Pirate English wi' a Cap'n's rank.
Arrrrrrr!
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
LVThis user is a LabVIEW wireworker.
GMLThis user programs in the GML.
<html>This user can write HTML.
 This user is a 1337 TI-BASIC programmer.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
ree-SPEL
ipa-0
This user begrudgingly deciphers the International Phonetic Alphabet, but only in order to create respelling pronunciations for normal people!
tuff, doe, chru, toughtThis user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
C++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
PHP-4This user is an expert PHP programmer.
re-1This user writes regular expressions at a basic level.
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
HTML-5This user is a professional HTML user.
XML-4This user is an expert XML coder.
Æ æThis user's favorite letter in the English* alphabet is Æ.

Pets

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 This user has a pet dog.
 This user thinks you can't trade with animals (but you can offer a home).
 This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

Comedy

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XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

Computing

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RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.
 This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
 This user really likes old computers.


Internet

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2007This user has been a member of Wikipedia since 2007.
  This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
 This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as beacon515l.
  This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
 This user supports the
Tor Project.


Software

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 This user doesn't use Internet Explorer and uses Google Chrome, but has not uninstalled Internet Explorer. 
 This user can fairly easily contribute using either Firefox or Google Chrome. 
  This user uses Avast Antivirus.
?This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.
FzThis user uploads websites with FileZilla.
 This user sometimes still makes art and graphics with MS Paint.
 This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.
 This user contributes using IrfanView.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user uses µTorrent.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
 This user is using a web browser.
 This user uses their web browser to read their emails.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user is an Internet addict
and is proud of it.
 
 This user uses Transmission.
 This user contributes with Arch Linux.
 This user contributes with the KDE desktop environment.
 This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.
 This user has experienced 42 blue screen(s) of death, and caused 251 of them.
 This user has a dual boot configuration.
PC This user knows that a personal computer doesn't have to be Windows based. An Apple computer, depending on type, can be considered a PC.
 This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!
 This user relives the good old days with DOSBox.
> _ This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

Gaming

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 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
GAME This user won "the Game".
 This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.
 This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.
 This user still remembers these.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.
  This user's SteamID is beacon515l.
VIThis user plays Final Fantasy VI.
 This user plays QUAKE


COD4This user enjoys playing
Call of Duty 4.
Metal Gear!This user has unlocked the tuxedo AND the bandanna!
NeopetsThis user has quit playing Neopets.
PThis user plays Pokémon games.
 This user likes to play Role-playing games.
D&DThis user is a DM, and has just offed the cleric. Good luck facing that Red Dragon.


Food and Drink

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ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food
 
 This user eats cheese.
 This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.
 This user drinks water.
 This user would rather drink tea than coffee.
 This user drinks green tea.
 This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.
S-1This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

Games

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 This user enjoys chess.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
  This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 This user enjoys playing Euchre.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
 This user is a Japanophilic gamer.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
 This user is a modder.
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
 This user prefers the Wii & Xbox 360 over the PS3. 
XThis user plays the Xbox.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
 This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube. 
 This user is a Nintendo fanboy.
CSThis user plays Counter-Strike.
HaloThis user is a Master Chief Petty Officer in the UNSC Navy.
47This user plays the Hitman video game series.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.
! This user knows there's only room for one Snake and one Big Boss
D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.
N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.
PSxThis user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.
 This user plays Quake.
SCThis user plays SimCity.
 This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Marth.
 This user plays the Star Fox series.
UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.
 This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


  Congrats! This user found the Triforce!
fan-!This user's favorite computer or video game characters are Otacon, Sunny and Snake
 This user plays Pac-Man.
 This user plays Tetris.
RSThis user plays RuneScape.
  This user owns a neopet.

History

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 This user is interested in the Romantic period.
 This user is interested in
World War II
 This user is interested in the British Empire.

Mathematics

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a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. 
1+1=10This user likes binary.
8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.
 
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.
 This user likes geometry.
 This user likes trigonometry.


Music

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 This user is a music composer.
 This user is a musician.
bandThis user plays in a band.
orchThis user plays in an orchestra.
 This user is an expert in
music theory.
  This user is an analog synthesizer player.
 This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.
 This user plays the
pipe organ.
 This user plays the piano.
 This user plays timpani.
 This user plays the softsynth.
 This user plays the synthesizer.
 This user plays the recorder.
 
This user is a drummer.
fan-3This user loves E Nomine.
fan-3This user loves Harry Gregson-Williams.
fan-3This user loves John Williams.
 This user enjoys classical music.
 This user is a fan of David Bowie.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
  This user likes most types of music.
  This user listens to comedy music.
 This user has an iPod.
 This user is a record producer.
 This user is an audio engineer.
  This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia.
 This user enjoys film scores.
4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
 This user is a MIDI author.
 This user is a MIDI collector.

Science

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  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
 This user expects an Impact event during their lifetime.


 This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.
 
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
  This user has the knack.
  This user prefers cold weather.
 This user loves rainy days.


Sports

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 This user is a fencer.

Miscellaneous

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  This user collects computer CPUs.
 This user loves knowledge.
 This user likes to spin pens.
 This user is interested in psionics.
 This user is a skeptic.
This user is interested in fantasy.  
 The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.
bi-4This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from their cans>200
 This user makes short movies in their free time.
  This user prefers color photography.
 This user enjoys writing.
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user is a Lego enthusiast
 
 
This user is interested in the British Isles.
GreenThis user loves the color green.
WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?
 This user knows that real monkeys lack the randomness required to type Shakespeare, but still understands the concept of infinity.
Grossman MisquoteThis user is aware that complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.


 
This user doesn't invoke conspiracy as explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice.


Life

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Books

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 This user enjoys reading thrillers.
 This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
 This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.
CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
  This user enjoys the works of
Beatrix Potter.
ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.
 This user is part of the Angel Experiment.
 This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
MThis user is a muggle.
DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.

Films

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 This user is being hunted by Treadstone.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
 YYYEEEESSSS!!
This user is INVINCIBLE!!
HSMThis user loves High School Musical!
 This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.
PRODUCERSThis user keeps it gay!
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
 This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

Television

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LisaIf anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?
 This user works at
MI5 not 9 'til 5.
1This user thinks
Thunderbirds are GO!
Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
First Doctor.
1st
AD This user made a huge mistake.
 This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.
BBThis user buys their books from Black Books.
Goody Goody
Yum Yum
This user is a fan of
The Goodies.
 This user [[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]!
BBCThis user supports the BBC.
ABCThis user supports Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio, television and online services.
PAY TVThis user subscribes to either Foxtel, Optus, Austar or some other type of pay television

Comics

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 This user reads DC Comics.
 This user reads Marvel Comics.
 This user reads webcomics.

Anime and Manga

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^_^This user watches anime.
^_^This user reads manga.
GITSThis user has a
Stand Alone Complex.
 This user enjoys the series Bleach, but not using bleach.
HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.

Education

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hs
This user is a high school student.
1sexThis user went to a single sex secondary school.
 This user is an academic.
  This user's favorite subject is Music.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 183.

Health

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 This user has a hearing impairment.

 

  This user is mixed-handed.  
 This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

Personal

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NameThis user's name is Liam.
 This user is a male.
YAThis user is a young adult.
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
brosThis user has 2 little brothers.
 This user is heterosexual.
  +This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.
 This user is a Capricorn.
 This user comes from Victoria.
 This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
 This user has too much time on their hands.
 This user doesn't sleep.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
 This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
  This user's favorite color is green.
 This user thinks in RGB-additive color.

 This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.
 This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.


:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.