Hi internet, this is BeepBoopScience. I make fat beats on my laptop, I'm an undergrad studying chemistry, and I spend a lot of time browsing Wikipedia. You may know me as that guy from your high school who went as Jesus for Halloween.
List of My Attributes
editI'm new to this whole formatting thing, so this page is a test zone for me. Here's a list of reasons people enjoy my company:
- my lack of self-control
- my unchecked offensiveness
- the way I constantly correct grammar. Expect frequent oxford comma insertions.
- my hawaiian shirts
- good oral hygiene
I Can Also Make Tables
editHere's a table showing different combinations of things:
Mayonnaise | Hotdogs | A 1987 Toyota Tercel | Poverty | |
Mustard | Hollandaise sauce | Delicious | Everything's better with mustard | As long as you have the mustard |
Ketchup | Special sauce | Unacceptable | Poor traction | Spaghetti sauce |
An unmarked van | "Special sauce" | The WienermobileTM | The Pontiac Aztek | Owning a mobile home |
Bad parenting | Childhood obesity | hur hur look its a penis | Unwanted pregnancies | Character-building |
Fashion Sense
editRight now, I'm building an extensive hawaiian shirt collection. Also, I never hesitate to wear white after labor day. I never button the bottom button of my suits, and my belt always matches my shoes.
International Labour Organisation
editOdds are, if I stumble across a page on this website that I don't know enough about to edit, I'll shout down anybody who tries to tell me otherwise until my submissions go through. I also love informing people who are wrong exactly how wrong they are.
Yo Dawg
editAsk me about my dental history.
I Herd U Like Subsections
editOr my mushroom chicken recipe.
So We Put a Subsection in Ur Subsections
editIt's got cream of mushroom soup in it.