These are my userboxes.

tyop
typo
This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.
This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
firemanfighter
mankind
This user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.
couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
AmThis user speaks American, not English.
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UserBox Guru - 100(G)

fan-3 This user thinks that WWE is the best video game series ever established.
Bob

This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

Pi This user's favourite colour is pink.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
This user likes George Washington.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
=1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.
This user is a libertarian.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
This user believes that anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
snkdThis user says sneaked.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
fan-3This user thinks that George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time.
This user is a tenor.
This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.
This user is an atheist, but believes Pastafarianism is the most humorous religion he doesn't believe in.
ANTIThis user opposes religion as a whole.
This user is a freethinker.
This user values reason
over faith
.
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.
This user NY
This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
This user finds dihydrogen monoxide highly toxic.
This user loves calculators.
It is approximately 7:15 AM where this user lives.
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.
This user's favorite direction is right.Right
This user enjoys watching pointless animations.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to brag about being born on Ty Cobb's birthday. Do you think you can top that?
BALThis user is a fan of the
Baltimore Ravens
NYYThis user is a fan of the
New York Yankees
NYKThis user is a fan of the
New York Knicks
WPGThis user is a fan of the
Winnipeg Jets
WPGThis user is a fan of the
Winnipeg Jets-both old and new
EDM This user is a fan of the
Edmonton Elks
CONThis user is a fan of the
Connecticut Sun
TRNThis user is a fan of the
Trenton Thunder
LIThis user is a fan of the
Long Island Ducks
QUEThis user reminisces of the
Quebec Nordiques.
This user is a fan of the football club Arsenal.