♂This user is male.
25This user is 25 years old.
This user was born on October 21.
This user is from the planet Earth.
This user lives in the U.S. State of Louisiana.LA
This user is from N'awlins.nola
This user is interested in his local history.
This user thinks time zones are evil.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
la-3Hic usor callidissima latinitate contribuere potest.
WikipediaVicipaedia
ego contribuo in Vicipaedia.

I support the Latin language Wikipedia with my contributions.
This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
ipa-1
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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
ubx-2This user is an intermediate user of userboxes.
dlph-1Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
;This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
This user is interested in computer engineering.
This user has too much time on their hands.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
noc This user is nocturnal.
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
CThis user can program in C.
objc-1This user is a beginner Objective-C programmer.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
Perl-1This user is a beginning Perl programmer.
ST-1This user is a beginner Smalltalk programmer.
hs-1This user is a beginning Haskell programmer.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
This user contributes using Linux.
This user contributes using Slackware Linux.
> _ This user often uses the command line when operating his computer.
Free software logosThis user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
MSThis user does not use Microsoft products.
ieThis contributor uses any browser other than Internet Explorer.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.
This user contributes using Vim.
GIMPThis user contributes using GIMP.


PidginThis user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
irssiThis user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.
This user posts on X as @bersl2.
This user is a resident of Second Life and his avatar name is Bersl Woodrunner.
F@HThis user contributes to the Folding@home project.
AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.
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In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.
This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.
farkThis user is a farker.
YTMND
YTMND
This user is the man now, dog.
Actually, the Internet is serious business.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
All your base are belong to this user.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, he must shoot at it until it dies.
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
This user is a swimmer.
NOThis user is a fan of the
New Orleans Saints
CHAThis user is a fan of the
Charlotte Hornets.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
FreeCivThis user plays FreeCiv.
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
This user plays the Star Fox series.
UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.
This user plays Quake.
WINE-logoThis user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!
@ This user plays NetHack.
NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."
This user enjoys reading anything.
This user reads science fiction.
This user enjoys reading short stories.
This user writes poetry.
lapsedThis user is a lapsed musician.
trpt-2This user is an intermediate trumpet player.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user knows basic
music theory.
This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
MP This user is a fan of Monty Python.
? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.
This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.
^_^This user watches anime.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
his anime subbed.
GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.
ESThis user is a loyal member of ACROSS
Inu YashaThis user knows that Inu Yasha is #1 in the well, H.
This user is searching for paradise.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
This user reads Ozy and Millie.
OptThis user uses an AMD Opteron processor
This user still remembers these.
BS-0This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.
This user does not care about driving.
polThis user is a pollotarian.
This user eats strawberries.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user does not smoke.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
This user is against the war on drugs.
This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user drinks tea.
CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.
This user still enjoys his Sega Dreamcast, and thinks it's underrated!
GTThis user attends or attended Georgia Tech.
ΑΕΠThis user is a brother of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity.
gkThis user is a geek.
This user is a furry.
This user's species is a raccoon.
GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.
HPCThis user suffers from Hypochondria.
AvPD This user suffers from avoidant personality disorder.


ØThis user is a recluse.
ZAP! No user serviceable parts inside.
:(This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it).
This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
NULL LOL This user has absolutely no life. +
This user enjoys overcast weather.
This user wishes he had a girlfriend.
This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)
This user is confused.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
Wikipedia is not censored.
This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.
This user supports
instant-runoff voting.
This user approves of approval voting.
no
nazis
This user opposes facism in all its forms
This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
This user is against DRM.
This user can see the benefit of transhumanism if handled properly.
This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.
G This user's favorite color is green.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user is Jewish.
This user supports jury nullification.
agnThis user is interested in agnosticism.
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
This user supports Amnesty International.
This user believes in the power of nonviolence.
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
This user should not be trusted.
This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.
CatThis user believes userboxes should have categories.
This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.

More later, as I have time. Or rather, when I don't want to use my time for more important things.