Blargon Epel-Pepsi,
Noted astrologer in Griffith Univeristy student magazine Getamungstit.
Receives hundreds of emails - fanmail
Typically along these lines:
Dear Blargon,
let me count the ways I love you,
I love your smile, your heart, the way you talk like a news reader with the whole ruffling of the eyebrows thing.
Oh Blargon, is it in the stars for us to be together? ?