Bllix

bllix is a sentient being. This is bllix's user page or whatever, and it's basically a bunch of userboxes. Except for this part. Probably some other parts, but not very many. bllix is perhaps best known for navigating the cold, often inhospitable landscapes of the Internet with an unwavering dedication to lulz and spelling shit correctly. And music production. Probably some other things, but not very many. Look it up. bllix is not going to tell you bllix's life story. Not with that attitude.

Expertise

Mooooooooooooooove, I know what I'm doing. (If I don't know what I'm doing: I find references...or simply leave the damned article alone.)

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en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

AmE

This user is a native speaker of American English.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

en-∞

This user speaks English at a godlike level.

nl-2

Deze gebruiker heeft een middelmatige kennis van het Nederlands.

fr-1

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

1337

7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.

law-2

This user, and all subsidiaries, agents, et al. acting on his/her/their behalf, are henceforth estopped from disclaiming an intermediate knowledge of Legalese.

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Stuff stuff

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1997.

ANAL 4 A

This user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

This user eats cookies.

This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

Music stuff

This user is an electronic musician.

This user is an audio engineer.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the synthesizer.

This user plays the softsynth.

vln-3

This user is an advanced violinist.

cel-2

This user is an intermediate cellist.

This user plays classical guitar.

More technical stuff

Java-2

This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

XUL

This user is an intermediate XUL user.

as

This user knows ActionScript.

HTML-4

This user is an expert HTML user.

css-3

This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.

C++-2

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

Technical stuff

This user is a code monkey.

This user is a professional web developer.

js-4

This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

re-4

This user writes expert regular expressions.

mysql-2

This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.

Interests

My love for it is like a truck.

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Old stuff

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in the Early Middle Ages.

This user is interested in the
Middle Ages

This user is an Anglophile.

Science stuff

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in linguistics.

This user is interested in medicine.

STAR TREK

Bllix is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

TNG

Stuff stuff

This user is a parrot lover.

This Wikipedian loves horses.

S

This user is a fan of surreal comedy.

This user enjoys thunderstorms.

This user hates getting wet.

This user is interested in fantasy.

Music stuff

MA

This user has an account on Metal-Archives.

This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

This user loves breakcore!

This may explain their insanity.

This user FUCKIN' LOVES Aphex Twin.

RUN DMC

This user enjoys rap music and
hip hop culture.

This user enjoys Black Metal.

IDM

This user enjoys braindance.

Technical stuff

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This user has a Slashdot account.

This user supports The Pirate Bay.

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

This user's Hunter loves to shoot things in World of Warcraft.

THIS STUFF

ALL OF THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE STUFF. THAT IS WHY I AM SHOUTING.

USERBOXES OF GREAT IMPORT

Um, stuff

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

Clerks.

This user is not even supposed to be here today!

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

IMPORTANT STUFF

Com-N

This user is a native comedian. Everything this user does is funny.

This user will slaughter you mercilessly in Risk.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Fourth Doctor.

4th

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

Stuff stuff

This user is a Klingon

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This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

Dr. Who

This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

Music stuff

This user is an audiophile.

This user likes most types of music.

Technical stuff

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OH SHI–

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

This is a cell-sized userbox.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

SO WHAT

THESE ARE UPPER CASE LETTERS.

YEAH, I AM PRESSING THE SHIFT KEY.
NO, I DON'T USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
YEAH, I CAN TYPE HOWEVER I WANT TO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

In conclusion

This concludes bllix's user page thing.