| d'oh! | This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. |
 | This user is addicted to Presidents. |
| TCR | This user wants you to know that you're on notice. |
| OP8 | This user is from Omicron Persei VIII. |
| G-9 | This user likes to pop a 40 and check his rollies - It's Cryme Tyme! |
 | This user is a fan of The Dead Man, The Undertaker. |
| OBJECTION! | This user has found a contradiction in your testimony |
| SXE | This user is Drug Free, Alcohol Free, and Better Than You |
 | This user is proud to be Puerto Rican |
| ain’t | This user considers ain’t standard English usage. |
| their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Street Fighter is the best film ever made. |
 | This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. |
 | This user is an escaped genetic experiment. |
| You | This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine. |
User:Doublediapason/userboxes/shuttle
| ??? | This user is interested in [[interest]]. |
| SW II | This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more. |
| PULP | This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. |
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This user's got a case of the Mondays. |
| Clue | This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving... |
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This user is in a glass case of emotion. |
 | This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. |
| BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
| /i/ | This user is a member of the /i/nsurgency |
| DGAF | This user does not give a fuck. |
 | This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (ThereIsNoCure). |