Well, I didn't want to have an empty page, so...
I recently bought some velcro shoes. I thought: Why knot?
Did you hear about the knotting championship match? They tied.
How to tie an extremely difficult knot: Just put it in your pocket. Works like a charm with my headphones every time.
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