Cain the Mad

About this user:

This user is Canadian, eh?

This user is from British Columbia, Canada.

This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

This user is an infectious substance.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

This user is asexual.

This user wishes they had a boyfriend.

This user is an anti-consumerist.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.^†

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user strongly supports
strict gun control.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user is or was a member of the Royal Canadian Sea Cadets.

This user finds censorship offensive.

You just lost The Game.

This user still remembers these.

This user has no cell phone.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

µThis user likes to edit Wikipedia articles while running μTorrent.

XXXThis user is Straight Edge.

This user loves knowledge.

æThis user has a raging case of ED.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user likes foggy days.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user eats poutine.

This user is afraid of mushrooms.

It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.

This user enjoys the dinners at Unseen University

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user knows that whether she's killing you with her mind or just plain terminating you, Summer Glau kicks some serious ass.

This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

This user abides.

This user farts in your general direction.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

DDThey made this user do it.

ST2KHAAAAAAAN!

This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.

This user is Frantic about Mr. Canoehead.

FLOWERY TWATSThis user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

RDThis user is full of smeg.

fireflyThey can't take the sky away from this user.

GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.

This user imagines Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too.

PFThis user has a bike, you can ride it if you like, they'd give it to you if they could but they've borrowed it.

This user still rusts.

EJThis user has electric boots and a mohair suit.

FNMIt's in this user's face but this user can't grab it.

N I И

This user is a Nine Inch Nails fan and knows that Trent Reznor is a true musical genius.

SOADBanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

This user is addicted to video games.

MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.

@	Don't come any closer; this user has enscribed "Elbereth" on the floor.